OH Juli

It's ordered. I did it. I should be ashamed for spending that much money on myself......but wtf, it's only money.

BG and ZZ you bitches. Because of you I'm going to buy a damn bodybug. I hate you. I can't wait for Christmas.... Keep me from going to the BB thread yet again. So, I buy the thing at 24 hour fitness, and use the coupon code BLC24 then I need to set up a subscription somewhere else? What does that cost? Juli, the literally and figuratively, Green Eyed Monster.

caterpiller or the freaking millipead that was grossing me out nearly to the point I coudn't hide it. Okay, today there was sausage gravy at breakfast, guacamole at lunch that yours truly made from scratch, and now buttersctoch pudding. Why is rice doesn't go down but biscuits and corn chips do? fucking kill me now.

hi queer people BUMP

Jazlady, Maybe you hurt her feelings and she doesn't have the vocabulary to say ouch. It's never fun to have someone make a comment about your weight, even if she or he is just kidding. You could try having a heart to heart. I offered my bigger clothes to my sister who said, "screw you, I plan on losing too." I got the message she didn't want to have THAT conversation with me. So I let it drop. I've always been bigger than her and now we are about the same size.

SMO=super morbidly obese. BMI of 50+ I want to be two devations from the norm on the bell curve. (Damn, I'm a geek.) I think we all will be considering we are exercisers and those who do not are the ones who are just average or below average. Oh, I'm Juli Ass Kicker Carvi. Sign up and I'll kick your ass. I can take it too which is good if I'm going to dish it, no? BG-I didn't realize Korrine was super pink girlly. My child obviously isn't. Though she did ask if she could have a purple sparkly skate board.

TX do you have little ones who will trick or treat? D and HP yours are too old now, right?

What're Korrine and Jared being for Halloween? Zoe is being a half and half fairy. Half good and half scary. You'd think left and right with different wings, etc. But No, the top part is good and the bottom half is scary. She wants to wear her orange and black striped stockings from last year's witch's costume with a white crushed velvet and lace dress and pinkish wings. Ugh...but too cute. I see a scrapbook page!

Yo Yo BG, Thanks for taking my post in the way it was meant. I too want to be like Chickie and them. JulieNYC is my hero, we are the same height and she was SMO like me so I look to her for inspiration! Holy Crap, you and those hours though. I hope the new gig has better hours. I'm thinking about asking SantaAlison for a bodybugg for Christmas if you are still digging yours in two months.

I'm happy my little 6 year old will only wear sweats, t-shirts and tumbling dresses with shorts underneath. Getting her into anything that zips at the waist doesn't happen. I hope she remains that way....I can get her into a dress for fancy otherwise she'd just rather be sporty.

If I'm not banned from this board I'll be surprised.

Okay bitches we all need to get our "we've lost some weight and are feeling 100% better than before surgery so why the hell should I keep working so damn hard at dropping more fucking weight? It's the uber candy, holiday, food coma time of year and I just don't give a shit" asses in line before we become the statistic of those who only lose 40-60 % of their excess weight. That statistic is for the rest of this board where the chubby people cry and moan about having to exercise and wait for their band to do all the work. They are going to be waiting so long that they'll take that measaly percentage and convince themselves that better is good enough. Well piss on that shit (as my Dad would say.) He'd be proud of my peppered language so far. English isn't his first language and he loves to swear! Okay. BG, put the popcorn down. Go look at yourself nakkit and wobble the stomach ass. Ready for the TT or do you need to lose a few more pounds? (ouch!! but I can't bring myself to hit delete) That bodybugg will get you moving, if not let me know I'll biuy it from you! D, I know you're busy. Put exercise earlier in your day so you don't get too distracted to fit it in. Why the hell aren't you running? You're my hero and I started running 20 pounds early because if you could do it so could I. I'm up to running 1 minute, walking 1 minute for a full 20. Yeah me, I run 10 freaking minutes. HP-Girl I'm so proud you joined the gym! I know DH was a bit against the idea so doing it was a challenge. You go girl. I mean you go, girl, every day or many days! With out the long bike rides we all have to find ways to keep the calories burning. J-I'm talking to myself now-step away from the food. Put the fork down and get back to basics. Eat more fish and cook the hell out of veggies so you get some in your body. And take a hike! Get outside and do something for a few hours at a time. JC-get better. B-uh, I dunno. You should be fine. ZZ and TX, I really don't know if you need a firm talking to or if I know you well enough to get all up in your business. Actually, I would anyway...let me know if you need an ass kicking. Much love and hugs. [please don't hate me]

bitch ass DJ.

2 An Aztec frog on my upper arm, A tea pot and cup on my hip that will be removed with a TT. Thinking about having it redone later.

Whew, I'm glad you responded that way. Thanks.

Oh, my skin just crawled....first of all I have a DD who is 6 and I struggle to keep her looking decent with what's on the market. I feel y'all. Also I stopped her from running in the back yard (fenced) at 3 because a friend joked about neighbors taking photos from second story windows and posting them on line. GASP! Protecting ones child is important. But the "please rape me" statement scares me. Regardless of what a person, woman or child wears never is that an invitation to be raped. It's as important to teach our little girls to respect their bodies as it is to teach our little boys to respect a girl's body regardless of what she might be wearing. Getting off my soap box.

you realize we are shooting for over 200 pages when we are shooting for under 200 pounds? Go figure. And I only have to work about one week out of the month. This is that week.

To think I missed all that 200 excitment. Teach me to do work while at work!!!

BG You make me laugh first thing in the morning. I appreciate it. I'll call the boxing studio (sounds more girlly no?) today. Promise! Looking up number now....

Oh that's funny. lmao, laugh your wedgie ass off! Cool you for the lap swimming. They say that's fantastic for cross training for running and biking because of the measured breathing. I need some support to get me to call the boxing gym and set up a session for Saturday. I know I'm asking to be bullied...but I'm skairt and need to be talked into doing it.... My tea is delicious.

Howdy MissSac. Welcome. You'll be in bandland soon. Stevee-Sounds like your doctor is a keeper. Relax you'll be SKINNY this time next year. It will happen. Flipper-That's a struggle. Being in a LDR is helpful for me because I feel like I can protect my daughter from the ups and downs of dating. Not that I've ever really did the flavor of the week kind of dating. But it sounds like you all are way beyond that. I'm sure it's hurtful to have the boy be distant, but seems like you've it's resolving with time. Raising kids is incredible. Raising kids as queer parents offers us some unique challenges but also it is very sweet. I look back just a generation or two where people would forego having children or would not be true to themselves to raise their kids and count myself lucky as hell. Peace, y'all.

Two weeks out of a life time isn't much. To regain control of your life it's a small price. I say that now....hehehe, it's hell, but you can do it!!!!!!!!!!

BG I am hearting you fully right now. I've just made a pot of Sleepy Time tea. I got on such a tea jag for right when I got banded and for the last 2 months have pretty much stopped. I don't want caffine and went for the green box with the Teddy Bears. I forgot all about how much I loved that tea until you told JC about it. Of course I bought it way back then (like on page 40)... It made me think of you guys.

he's getting action from his new honey...you know what Chris Rock says about new adult relations..... He'll be back when he comes up for air.

B, That came from a decision making and problem solving class. You know I'm holding my breath to see what you and your wife decide about the move...