OH MY! I laughed till I cried, I have so been there done that! You know, your thighs must be in better shaped than mine because I get thigh muffins if I wear the ones that come only mid thigh. Not so attractive! They need to make them from under bra to below the knee so that when you (I, me, us, whoever) wear pants the thigh muffin doesnt show. Maybe we just need to invent some of our own! With a snap and all!