El Diablo

I'm here for you Beth, tell me all about it. Shh, Shhh, it's ok You're right, Shhh Tell us what the mean mexicans did to you.

I love it when Beth references my previous statements without using my name. It makes me feel like we are soul mates sharing a secret language only we can understand.:thumbup: Now it's "virtual" millionaires:tongue_smilie:

Good luck to you. I hope all goes well.

This is not what you want to hear but.....it took me a year to get to where I'm at now. Don't give up, just start getting it documented from now or maybe even better try for an appeal. Good Luck

I think Beth does dig me. She never will admit it of course ^see above^ I think we should be lap band buddies, PM me for my email Beth and we'll be BFF

Hi, so what caused your troubles? not being able to get filled, eating too much, not enough exercise, too tight, too loose What is the number 1 thing you blame for putting 35lbs back on?

I find it too hard to spell, mmmuuahahahahahah is that correct? I never know:cursing:

Yet another post bander bash of pre banders with a little dash of why must the poor complain, let them eat cake! There....that should fire em up:sneaky::rose:

Is it women only then?

Rumor has it that Dan2001XJ otherwise known as the cause of all our troubles has left the building. I am so happy, what a jerk!:thumbup: What do you think?

Short answer is no. Long answer is I take contracts to work overseas, Kuwait, Iraq, etc. when the money and situation is right. Currently, I have no plans to do another one. I am in stand by mode in Oregon, supporting the DW's career waiting to go back to Texas and burning through some unused college benefits. Once back in Texas I am 90 percent sure I will stop doing contract work (risk vs. benefit) and join the Texas State Troopers and get a little stability location wise. This is assuming I have success with the band. So.... I have all day and night to be the best El Diablo / Dan2001XJ I can be.

Is that a rhetorical question or do you really want to know?

Your new nemesis, the fly in the ointment, the monkey in the wrench, the sand in the vaseline, the gum on the bottom of your shoe, the boweevil in your flour, the hair in the Soup, the salmonella in your Peanut Butter.....I love a grand introduction.....It is I, Dan Nice to meet you:biggrin:

Outwitted by a peach! :cursing: :crying:

You are welcome! Glad I could help and good luck.

Yep, took longer than I hoped but I was approved. I felt that I should seperate myself from Dan2001XJ, he draws too much attention. Yes people, I do know that all of my old posts show under the new name, this aint my first rodeo, it's still funny....to me.

Ha Ha, you'll be back! and I'll be in the spotlight again:sneaky:

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Oops, my name has been used in vain again, so I will respond. I defy anyone to copy and paste a post of mine that where I said I don't get along with women. What I did say was "Since the forum is predominantly women, I would probably offend a lot of you" If your'e gonna quote me, which I love and shows that you pay attention to me and care about what I say:biggrin: just quote me right.

So you've made your goal weight, exceeded your goal weight, had PS to correct any sagging, happy, healthy and forever committed to eating right and exercising. Free surgeries are being offered to REMOVE your band, do you take it out, do you leave it in and why.

I get it peach, I found it insanely funny:biggrin: see the wink, I was tongue in cheek too. But you can see why I get in trouble I guess, my funny ain't funny enough. BTW I am contacting the NAACI national association for the advancement of camels images and filing suit against myself. Maybe camels don't want to be associated with me.:thumbup:

Ok, this has gone far enough:wink2: Everybody casting aspersions on camels, I object! Moderators, please close this thread:eek:

Count the words, your book is longer than mine. I never met a rude camel. I agree but why do you keep starting conversations with me:confused: Somewhere in your user control panel is an IGNORE feature. :thumbup: