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these all are really nice

I wasn't offended,I even been trying out some of the advice...and I love it especially since it is cheaper. All I wanna know is "Can't we all just get along":huggie: Sunshine and Lollipops:rainbow:say:spider: Just Kiss:kiss2: and make up and have :peace:on earth. :love:

Yes, I took the mineral oil. I Love the Benefiber,it's very gentle, and you can mix it w/anything.

Lol, yeah I know, not pretty, but why was I just sitting here and had to run for the toilet .:nervous:bolt:

Is this more on the lines of what you pervs have been looking for> Try This At Home by Ayre Riley Really. I'm serious. Try this. That is, if you're in the mood for a salacious evening. If you're not, skip this advice and move onto something else. But if you are, then try this at home! Get yourself all dressed up in something deliciously extravagant. You know what I mean. Something made of crimson velvet with pale-petal-pink marabou trim, if you're that sort of girl. Or skin-tight and vinyl if you're a vixen into black. Then pose in front of your mirror as you do your make-up. Really go to town with the mascara and the lipstick. You want your eyes to stand out, and you want your mouth to look full and inviting. Now, here's the key -- don't go out. I'm not kidding. Don't even think about going out. Tonight, you and your man are going to stay in. Of course, the trick to this particular treat is that you don't tell him you're not going out. What you do, is invite him over at a specific time -- or if you and your honey live together, then tell him to be ready at a specific time -- then spring your X rated outfit on him. He'll look you up and down in that slow, hungry way of his, that he-lion way, and then he'll shake his head slowly, as if he can't believe his luck. Or as if he can't believe you're planning on hitting the club scene all dolled-up like a tart. Don't blow your cover. Let him stare. Let him ogle. Let him get all hot and bothered. Then strip him. Do you hear me? Strip him completely out of his clothes until he's naked while you're still dressed sex-queen style. Slide in your favorite CD, something with a heavy, throbbing beat. Then make him sit down on an armless chair and give him a lap dance. You know the rules, right? You get to touch him, but he can't touch you. Make sure that he sticks to those rules. Hands at his sides so that he behaves like a good boy. Rules are very important to this game. Remember that. And the thing of it is, you're making all the rules tonight. Chances are, he won't be able to obey completely. I mean, chances are that his cock will try to touch you, even if he keeps his hands welded to his side. Can't punish the boy for that, can you? 'Course you can. Stand up and stare down at his gorgeous cock. Tell it to behave or you won't kiss it. Then bend on your knees in front of him and let him feel your hot breath against his naked skin. He'll be harder than hard at this point. He'll be doing a passable imitation of steel. So break your own rules now and kiss the head. Just the head. Give it any kind of kiss you like: sweet and chaste, wet and sloppy. He won't complain. I'm telling you that from experience. He won't say a word. He'll be too afraid that any movement will stop the pleasure from continuing -- and believe me, he doesn't want that. When you feel that he's earned it, bob your head once or twice. Go on and do it right. You know how. Remember that you have a goal here. You want the shaft to be nice and slippery wet for when you climb on board. What I'm saying is that you're doing yourself a service here by getting him ready for your sweet pussy. Think about that as you glide your tongue down to his balls and then gracefully bring it back up to the tip. Think about that as you finally pull off your own clothes -- or at least as much as you need to in order to expose yourself -- and slip your body on top of his. Now, tell him what to do. If you want him to touch your breasts, or kiss your collarbones, or bite your bottom lip, you tell him. If you want him to firmly hold your wrists together over your head, or grip your hips, or kiss your neck, let him know. He won't let you down. Ride him at your favorite speed. Pump your thighs and work him until you feel your own wetness glossing your inner thighs. Then stand up and have him take his spot behind you. Doggy-style is always best at this junction of the game. Place your palms flat in the seat of the chair, arch those pretty hips of yours, and tell him that you're ready. He'll grip onto you as he slides in deep, and then he'll probably use one hand to pull on your long hair, keeping you in place as he takes control. It's okay if he takes control now -- or if he thinks he's in control. Because you're about to come, aren't you? Oh, yeah, you are. You're getting so close. Super closer. So use one hand to tickle your own clit as he fucks you, and as you get closer, start to moan. Let him know it's going to happen. Let him know it's going to happen soon! Do you have all that? Does it all make sense? Great -- because once you've mastered this, I'll be more than happy to teach you Game #2, which is this: Try this in the back seat of your car. I'm serious. The back seat....

Me too. Since I read her post, I went to rite aid and bought a 32 oz bottle of mineral oil for $7 bucks... I'll try this first...it is helping BM's. But Nurse, what about the parasites/worms people claim to have expelled on those colon cleansers, is this not true?

skbishop78- Yeah I'm going for the fill as soon as they call me back with my authorization. I should have called sooner. I had my second fill on June 13, 2006. Snarlene- I am going to work on the drinking with meals especially after this next fill. This is a hard habit for me to stop, I didn't know I was pushing the food through faster, I was thinking it would make me feel fuller faster. It is okay to just drink all before I eat, right? I'm not losing, I fluctuate Up and down in my weight by 2-3 lbs

Then why do so many "Bible-Belt" Legislators define Sodomy as "Any unmentionable act against God"? __________________ The answer is those Bible-Belt folks are interested in their particular interpretation of Scripture as far as Law and Order goes, not as far as personal spirituality goes. There is nothing in Scripture that states what married folks can't do with the exception of bringing other people into their marriage (or animals, which is pretty much a given). There is nothing in the Bible that says that married men and women can't have oral sex, anal sex, masturbate together, or do any of the positions as displayed in the Kama Sutra. And believe me, we have tried a lot of them!

Thanks for explaining that! and how the heck did you know what that means?

I don't know if this helps, But I learned how to swim at the YMCA a long time ago. I was afraid of the water, so my instructor threw a life donut around me and pushed me in the deep end, where I screamed and hollered for what felt like an eternity. As I floated by one of the instructors, he asked my instructor if he could pull me in, as he reached for me my instructor,said "no leave her alone" So I was left floating around the deep end until my cries subsidded and I realized I wasn't drowning. I know I didn't like his method at the time, but since then I can't remember being afraid to swim, As a matter of fact I adore swimming a whole bunch! Go figure. I also sent my son and daughter when they were two years old to learn how to swim at the Y.

I feel you with the seat thingy,not friendly to the female parts. I bought this gel seat cover thing, and it is a little better, but I have found the pain eventually goes away with consistency.

I so totally disagree also, I have been married 11 years as of July 2, We have been together for 14 years,and the sex is still amazing, Especially since I hit 30ish, I want it even more. The bible says "the marriage bed is undefiled",which means just about anything goes.

Road Queen all that stuff sounds delicious and it's healthy too, is it high in protein?

Thankyou, I see we were banded on the same day. I see you've had 5 fills. Should I be going to have a fill like every 4 weeks?

Hello, I just found this thread. I was Banded on Feb 20,2006. I have had two fills. My highest weight was 314, the day of Surgery was 300. Today I am at 275,which is 39 lbs lost. I feel like I'm losing to slowly, and my restriction isn't that great. And I never have PB'd. and I can drink fluids with meals.I just called to schedule another fill today. hopefully this will be the one to change things.

Dreamy chocolate Fudge Serves: 50 Indulge with this creamy delight. INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups sugar substitute 2/3 cup evaporated 2% milk 2 tablespoons stick butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cups miniature marshmallows 1-1/2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla DIRECTIONS 1. Combine sugar substitute, evaporated milk, butter and salt in a medium size heavy saucepan. Bring to a full rolling boil over medium heat, stirring frequently. Boil and stir 5 minutes. Remove from heat. 2. Stir in marshmallows, chocolate chips and vanilla until completely melted and smooth. Pour mixture into foil-lined 8-inch square pan. Refrigerate at least 2 hours or until firm to the touch. Remove foil from pan and fudge. Cut into squares. Refrigerate any remaining fudge NUTRITION INFO Calories: 38 Fat: 2.2 g Carbohydrates: 5.8 g Protein: 0.4 g

I also bought a mountain bike about 2 months ago, I ride about 10 miles a day right now, I'm training to ride 30 mile ride by next year. I love riding especially since I discovered the channels that run to the beach.

Never Judge a book by it's cover. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.

Yeah, quoting Bernie Mac, " When I was getting some special attention,a long, long, long, long, time ago".

I can drink before and after with no problems.

I was banded by Dr. Nisha at Cedar Sinai Hospital.

LOL....That was really nice what janet jackson said. What store were you guys in anyway? Just being noisy

Here they are F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S-L-Y thick.

I see nobody wants to be as skinny as nicole richie. I would of liked some better people to choose from.

I am 5'3, I started at a 24 would like to wear a 10/12