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My house needs some cleaning. I'm back and alive and down 3lbs from the ride. I think it's water weight but it manages to stay off. Is my liver gonna survive this?

Love ya PNut, have a new respect for you. You trying to save my Warped Butt in another thread..lmao You have to admit, it was a funny, politically incorrect joke that I shouldn't have shared.

Ok, no more Hijacking PhotoNut's thread. *smiles with big teeth showing* I hope that was the end of that.. dun dun dun dun.........

35 mile bike trudge starting at 10:00AM EST. Should be back by noon. Here.... I.... Go.............

Me too! I am finding that I'm having to wash clothes daily just to get my sports bras and sauna outfits in form for the next workout. I need 5 workout outfits, since I already have 2, so that I can have one for everyday of the week.:cry They are expensive though. Anything health related, (running pants, sports bras, sneakers) are all marked up. It's almost like the makers are saying, "Oh so you wanna get in shape do you? Well you'll have to pay big!"

Thanks PhotoNut, this thread has inspired me to start a "JOke" thread. *winks*

Thanks Photonut *grins with a smile* Darn.. I'll tell politically correct jokes from now on. Here's one that's unrelated and only food related.. This joke BETTER not offend anyone.. but it's one of my favorite jokes.. What do you see when the Pillsbury doh boy bends over? Answer: Donuts :confused: I'm ignoring 3loves post. I think her tone is one of vendictiveness. "did I win the special olympics since I had to apologize 3 or 4 times....blah blah..." Was this statement an attempt to make a joke? Cut it out! What do you want me to do now... get down on my knees and beg you for forgiveness? Yeah I apologized like 4 times but it's only because everyone didn't see the 1st, 2nd or 3rd I think. But I wanted to reiterate the apology. I started to state that my husband heard me tell him the joke last night that fired up a couple of LBT'ers and he giggled but then he stated that it was a joke not meant for strangers. So you were right. But I already knew that. I'm just crazy like that and I have cahones. But I also realize that people who take offence to that kinda joke are not people I would take in as a friend ..most likely. I love people who go with the flow and are not uptight about things. Jokes are jokes. I practically fall asleep off of Comedy Central. So again, my bad folks. Didn't mean to "hurt" anyone's feelings. Editing all the time??? Wow you are paying close attention to my posts. Can we say "Stalker"???... I'm just joking..... or am I? Naww, I'm kidding.

Again... It was a joke and again I apologize. Just delete that post.

I apologize for that but I'm one of those (tacky joke kinda people). I'm a bit of a toilet humor buff. Sorry for that again. Just an analogy/joke. Again I stated I didn't mean to offend anyone and if I did, I apologize. Let's move on ok? lol

Im sure you do. Good to be proud of something like that. The fact that you didn't get the analogy is even funnier to me. Ahhh well.

There's always one.. 3loves you have your opinion on the matters at hand and so do I. Get over it. Move on. I'm not taking anything back and I meant every word of it. I'm not here to receive hugs and win the popularity contest. I'm here to speak my mind. If you don't like it, so what?

I'd like to express both empathy and happiness with you. I'm sorry to hear that your Mother passed. No one can ever say anything to make you feel better about that, I know personally. You have lost 204lbs! Not an easy thing to do, nevertheless it's attainable and you did it. Congratulations on your success and continued success. I wish you newness and happiness.

I am not feeling the need to be viscious, just felt like expressing myself truthfully as everyone else has. As There are 6 kinds Veteran bandsters in my book.. Knowledgeable Veteran - Been there done that, shares experience to an extent, not siding Jilted Veteran - Been there done that and did it wrong, is upset with the world and upset with other's successes and displays that in their posts Knowledgeable and Considerate Veteran - Been there done that, has empathy, shares experiences at the same time giving good advice and keeping in mind that there are lots of new bandsters in the community and writes posts .. with newbies in mind (not putting up stop signs and not generalizing things) Reclusive Veteran - Been there, done that but is quiet about everything Skeptical Veteran - Been there, done that had quite a few bad experiences and some good but still very skeptical that the band works, generalizes everything and is adamant on making sure all is there to see Fence Veteran - Goes either way, (the band works and doesnt' work) Been there, done that and plays both sides of the fence

I wish we lived close too b/c then I'd be behind you with a cow proddle. :confused: Actually MoOrless, I'd have you on a bike (my spare one if needed) and with me daily, working out. Would be fun to have a workout buddy. I'm proud of you. I know you have issues but I'm proud that you push yourself and get up everyday and work it out. 15 minutes here and there adds up. My Grandmother passed from Diabetes and my stister and cousin are stablized but it is a very serious disease and I am very happy you are doing better with it. I pray eventually you'll not need medication anymore.

DonnaB..Lol, rofl. It's cool. I'm not bothered that you found my deleted post and reposted it. I felt every single bit of it and wanting to share it, but as critical as this place is, I really didn't feel like leaving it out here for all the veterans to dissect, analyze and of course, the inevitable....attack. LOL. But there it is folks. I'm not anorexic, I'm not calorie deprived and not dehydrated. In fact, I am probably OVERHYDRATED thanks to the Gone for Good club. I drink more Water than the average man. I AM a newbie and I'm losing weight on a continuous basis. Is that wrong? Not even 2 months out and -40lbs down. Hmmm.. I'm doing something right. I promised myself that I would hit my goal by August of 135lbs. I promised myself a min of 18.5lbs of loss per month. My goals aren't outlandish and I do know that it's possible that it won't happen. I also know that it's possible that it can happen too. I can do it. I'm living my goals. I'm doing it. Other than right now I am not sitting on my ass and complaining that it's failing me. I'm up and at em daily, sometimes twice per day sweating, working, homeschooling and planning my families meals. I don't need a veteran bandster to tell me that I can't do it or it won't happen b/c it's just not normal. Fruck normal. I don't care for that. I won't be YOUR statistic.

ROFL! I have to laugh. I'm dying. This is the 2nd thread that I have read that really makes me laugh. Ok, here's a very very bad, politically incorrect joke.... Please, do not take offence to this joke, it's just a funny one that reminded me of the recent argumentative threads.. (Joke removed) Just thought I'd share it. Again, wasn't intended on offending anyone. Just wanted to throw rubber into the bonfire.

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Is Dr. Kim's free?

LOL, mine too! Here's the plan for today: 3 mile run @ 4.5mph 15 mile bike ride 4 sets of 12 reps 5lb weights bicept curls 4 sets of 12 reps 10lbs tricpet curls 125 regular crunches 125 twisting (leg in the air) crunches 100 leg lifts each side <!-- / message --><!-- edit note -->

I am in some serious pain from the leg lifts. It really kills me and my kids come running to wherever I am exercising to see why I'm screaming, lol! "You ok Mommy???" I just roll my eyes and say.. "Skit Skat" and shoo them. That's embarrassing! Of course I'm ok. lol! 2 mile run @ 4.5mph, 12 mile bike ride 4 sets of 12 reps 5lb weights bicept curls 4 sets of 12 reps 10lbs tricpet curls 125 regular crunches 125 twisting (leg in the air) crunches 100 leg lifts each side

Ok, I post my exercise in the thread: Exercise Today I am going to post here too since we all need a little exercise motivation. Let's post what we are doing today in here. 3 mile run @ 4.5mph, 15 mile bike ride 4 sets of 12 reps 5lb weights bicept curls 4 sets of 12 reps 10lbs tricpet curls 125 regular crunches 125 twisting (leg in the air) crunches 100 leg lifts each side

I'm supposed to be riding my bike. I'm all geared up and about to go but of course my new addiction, (LBT) has me peeping in. Love you guys and see you a 1lb later.

We all should be doing great. This challenge is exactly what it is.. "A challenge" I didn't come here and join this challenge to.. half step. I have and am really trying to make the most out of this like some of us. I noticed alot of people aren't updating their cards, many have probably dropped out, I donno but alot of people aren't sticking to their guns. Yes I do read other people's cards. Seeing other people motivated and trucking on, motivates me. I know I motivate some people, but in retrospect, I need motivation too. People this is an actual challenge that I take seriously. I may have missed 2 days of exercise but I am not making up an excuse as to why I missed those days. I just didnt' want to work out. I drink as much water as I can get in. I've missed a few days on those too where I didn't drink 64 fl oz. However, I have not faltered on my sugar and flour. I'm not a sugar kinda girl anyway so that's easy for me. Exercise is very hard for me to make the time, but I do it. I have kids, a business, a pet and a house to maintain. This is a genuine Challenge and we only have less than 2 weeks left in it people. Make it count for something. Follow-through on it.

oh gee wiz! Mo, duck quickly

LOL Tricia_K. *raspberry* to you. EmileeKaye! Girl how could you forget my eyes and ears? You left it at moms right before your 2 week vacation..hmmm fishy. I'm just teasing baby girl. LOL. Mom should ship it to you though, I agree, maybe ship it to Texas so it's there when you get there. *Huggles* and drive safely. Check on us every now and then to ensure we are not cheating.. ok?