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Telly

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  1. Liar Liar! I'm just kidding. Well, there is this thing on ebay and it's a cleansing kit, that you take for 7 days. It detoxifies you and will move that black rubbery tar crap out of you. You will lose 7-10lbs just doing the cleansing cuz of that rubber lining on the intestines. It comes out black. I'll provide the link. I've taken it over a year ago and my skin was superb. I lost about 6lbs of tar and you won't believe ....nvm. http://cgi.ebay.com/the-Colon-Cleansing-Kit-intense-colon-cleanse-detox_W0QQitemZ9523027741QQcategoryZ67555QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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    Soda's ???????????????!!!!!!!

    Also, would you take some spaces out of your post? It's long as heck. There must be a way you can tighten it up some. Oh and by the way you are gorgeous. The pics you posted in Before's and After's are soo nice. You should update your avatar. That doesn't even look like you anymore.
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    Soda's ???????????????!!!!!!!

    I think it's because soda is just not a good thing to drink. Yeah you said it. The carbs, sugar, all that crap. Nutritionists would of course always...ethically...deter anyone from having this, especially if you are on a weight loss regimine.
  4. Oh btw, I took 5 senokot pills for my you know.. sounds something like (constitution) and I need to know if you recommend anything.
  5. ROFL! Hey Tricia... Yo mama's sooo hairy that when you were born...... you had rug burns. I know you remember this convo last night.
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    Gone for Good Club - May 2006

    H 240 C 194 (-6 this week) 4 more lbs before I hit 50lb mark! Just to let everyone know, the sauna suit works very well for me. I have bought my 5th one to date since surgery b/c the elastic dies out after a few washes. When I run on the treadmill or bike with my suit on , (I never wear the top and bottoms together, always separately for fear of dehydration) I drop 2 - 3lbs. Alot of it is water weight but somehow it all stays off. I lose inches like crazy. When I finish biking, about 2 lbs or more of water spills out of my pants legs and drips out of my sleeves. P.S., if you do decide to buy one, you can find them in the sporting goods section at Wal-Mart and they are $6.99, comes in small/large large/xl xl/xxl. Remember to drink lots and lots of water prior to wearing this suit and drink water afterwards to ensure hydration. If you don't like the feeling of sweat and stickiness or having a hefty bag feeling then this suit is not for you.
  7. I was 240 prior to surgery and weigh in at pre-ops at 235lbs. I have not had a fill yet and I don't know when I will get one but as of now, I've lost 41lbs from surgery date to now. 04/11/2006 till now 41lbs, no fill, 7 weeks out
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    Exercise question

    Exercise is very important to your health MelAnne. I don't know why you wouldn't think it wasn't. I believe you know this. You need to exert.
  9. Im with you papajoe, she's gotta be lying about not having bloodwork done. That's bogus.
  10. (pulls out the water hose and hoses down willbethin and fishy)
  11. I'm going back to monterrey for my first fill too, whenever that is. I love it there. I'd live there.
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    Jokes Thread

    (cackles) too cute!
  13. Rofl, Woody's, Your Quote In Your Signature Line Says It All!
  14. I think maybe it was the kettle corn that I was tied up and forced to consume last night. But hey, I'm down 195 and I need to go ride or jog to see if another 2lbs will come off. It's cool that I can just up and work hard for about 1 hour or 2 and drop 2lbs, but mind you...it's been 7 days, no 8 and I haven't gone yet. I think I need help.
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    Jokes Thread

    I wish Big Pauls jokes were reposted... (sighs)
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    Gone for Good Club - May 2006

    I don't take a multi-vitamin but I will. I drink a few shakes per day and they are packed with vitamins.
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    Where did I go? Who am I now?

    Good idea. LOL. I have old grandma undies that just need to be tossed. I think I'll have an underwear burning ritual with a picture of my older fatter self and say a poem. It should be titled, "buh bye" Great idea and I will do this today.
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    Gone for Good Club - May 2006

    WOOO HOO HEATHERGURL! That's a nice loss!
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    Gone for Good Club - May 2006

    Lins12, lol, I'm on it!
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    Where did I go? Who am I now?

    That is soo true DonnaB. Before I was banded, I didn't go out shopping or do dinner dates with friends because I felt too fat. I didnt' feel like tugging at my clothes, or hiding behind my oversized purse, etc. In my own mirror, I didn't look sooo fat as I did in pictures. I believe that I became used to myself and thought I was ok. I also didn't realize how fat I really was until I went grocery shopping and saw that a majority of the people shopping around me were smaller than I was in weight. I think that's why I was more of a homebody, simply b/c I always compared myself to the majority and I realized, I was obese. I felt safer in my home, where I didn't have to see what normal sized people looked like compared to myself. So I guess I was in hiding. Very sad. I am at a point of no return and I'm happy. That old me was never comfortable, always complaining, unhappy wife, unhappy mom and very insecure. I didn't know that person, I didn't like her. She's fading away very fast and I won't miss her.

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