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Telly

LAP-BAND Patients
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  1. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    You are a sweetie and thank you for the compliment. You really do look great. Your weight loss makes you look like you lost 50lbs. I think you lost a crap load of inches in the 30lbs. I have alot of inspirers (muses) in this club and you all know who you are. I'm glad I have you guys, though it's cyberworld, I have some people I consider friends that are there for me when I'm feeling vulernable. Love this club.
  2. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    No Comment, Lol. It Was A Silly Poem
  3. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    Band Caused the Gas!!! Clouds are fluffy.. So is my ass The band is good For giving me bad gas I stare at my ass Scared of the gas Thinking people will think I harrass... But then from afar I see who you are An innocent bystander Getting out of your car "Oh No" I say "Oh No, Not THEY" But low and behold To my dismay It came to a head Now people are dead "It's the band, it's giving me gas!" Upset and terrified I look back at my ass Not very lady like and not very nice But oh no.. oh not again... not twice Rushed the groceries in the car The door...ajar Thank god I don't have to drive very far
  4. Telly

    Whoaaaaaaa... Locking threads at will?

    LOL! Emileekay, it isn't fair is it? Here here I say I say... P'Nut, lol, stop! Just stop it!
  5. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Whooo Hoooo, Yeayyyyahhh! Good Work People, Good Work!
  6. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    Rofl! Nice! I Was Too. Once You Are Rumbautized, You Are Forever Wise
  7. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    Geezer, nice poem. I know you did try. (sighs)
  8. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    Haiku Poem - Japanese poem, 3 lines long. The first line is 5 syllables, the second, seven; the third, five. The band is fickle Monitoring food at will So people can live
  9. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Ok, now that I'm blushing, I'm gonna go take a shower All of the women in this club are soo beautiful.
  10. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Pfunkem, I just saw your updated photos! omG! You lost alot and I see a major major difference. Keep it up soldier! Lookin pretty sweet there suga!
  11. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Wow, you are more beautiful than you thought Alysha. We are our own worst critics. Gorgeous even! Oh gosh, I almost forgot! I'm sooo sorry girl. I feel bad that you got hit. I was hit the same exact way about 1 year ago and now it's finally gonna settle. 7k pfffft, that's it! I was at a stop light sitting there and a Mack truck (city dump truck) comes down the hill about 50 mph and full of dirt and it's soo heavy it can't break and I hear the breaks and see the smoke and looked in my rear and bam, in the back of my brand spanking new Toyota 4Runner. Just muscle pain and 3 months of therapy but all is well.
  12. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    Those are awesome! Really! Mo I had no idea you were that talented. (I mean I did, but not officially)
  13. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Thank god for this challenge because prior to surgery, my biggest fear was that I'd falter and one day indulge in Doritos. My biggest downfall, salty chips. Peanut Butter is #2 on the list.
  14. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Exactly. Therefore.. my response was, if they didn't check in now, then oh well. Do you see my point? Some people may not even want to be bothered.
  15. rOFL, Once you've had LONG, you never go WRONG
  16. Telly

    Whoaaaaaaa... Locking threads at will?

    Rofl, Oh Heavens To Betsy!
  17. Telly

    Whoaaaaaaa... Locking threads at will?

    Damn, can you just imagine ... A Brangelina baby? That baby must be, not only the luckiest kid alive, being a child of 2 sexy, very in demand, rich actors but also a child that's gonna be quite the looker. That child will be a Goddess or God, was it a boy, girl?
  18. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    PhotoNut, if they didn't finish, updated or even checked in with this new challenge then ..oh well. We should just focus on whose checked in now. Some people who completed last's month's challenge may not even want to be a part of this month's challenge. I'd go by who registered a scorecard as an entry in participating.
  19. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    I can see it right now that Lins12 will require an occaisonal shoe to the ass. Duck Lins:brick: :spy:
  20. Telly

    LapBand Poetry

    I liked it. It's deep.
  21. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Haha, my brother in law has an ugly green one. But it's a squirrel with two acorns on the ground and it says, "I dropped my nuts". Mind you his dad is a Pastor and hates that shirt, giving him dirty looks everytime he wears it, which is about everyday.
  22. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - June 2006

    Yes, my husband says I am such a great snack.

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