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Telly

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  1. EWWWWWWWwwwwwwww Funny's husband and .. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Dirty_Old_man
  2. BTW, what is the purpose in swallowing?? Just the idea that someone ingested it? That's........ Furthermore, what's crazy is ... if someone actually went to the fridge to get yogurt just to "down" the semen. That's too much work to swallow something filled with billions of lil organisms...lol...swimming to a place they'll never know b/c they went down the wrong hole.. ROFLMAO!!!!
  3. Tired Old Man, I think the subject is SEX and SEX is being talked about. We are on the subject of sex, oral sex, swallowing, etc. (eww on the 3rd one in the sequence....good god!) So don't be rude.
  4. Wow Paul! May I call you Dr. Phil? That's excellent advice. I'll try that. Thank you!
  5. If he doesn't come around then what do I do? Suppress all of this love? LOL??? I want to do crazy things. Things that you can't or shouldn't talk about. Anyone have any advice on how to "break in" a man?
  6. Telly

    Exercise Today

    07/20/2006 5 minutes Elliptical, cardio warmup Leg Curls - 15 reps, 3 sets - didn't do Leg Press - 15 reps, 3 sets Abduction - 15 reps, 3 sets Adduction - 15 reps, 3 sets Calves - 15 reps, 3 sets Squats - 15 reps, 3 sets Lounges - 15 reps, 3 sets - didn't do Abdominal - 400 Push-ups - 35 - OUCH Cardio Workout 10.5 minutes on home treadmill 1 mile run Got to the gym late, 9:25PM tonight. DIDN'T DO'S are highlighted in red. Abs and treadmill now @ 10:54PM
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    Exercise Today

    Welcome back Niche!
  8. Telly

    Celebrity Twins...

    Alot of people say that my son resembles Tiger.. I guess Tiger and I both have big ass lips.:heh: Thanks for the compliments Wheetsin and Paul.
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    Gone for Good Club - July 2006

    Emilee, Don't worry. We are all entitled to "celebrate" or "get emotional" over our weight loss in the way we want to. What's good about weightloss is this is a forever thing and there's always tomorrow. Regardless of what you did last night. I'm proud of you. Don't be scared to join onderland.
  10. Haha well since we are putting our business out there, I'll share. No, more like ...me dressed up like a total prostitute right before bedtime. That was recently so maybe I'm just too cocky for him right now. The thing is, I feel really good about how I look now, I feel sexier. I worked hard for this feeling and I wanted him to know that I'm all about him and will always be. I wanted him to know that not only was this weight loss for me, but it was for us and I want him to enjoy me as he couldn't before (b/c I was wayy too shy when I was heavier). I may need to simmer down now for a little bit.
  11. Telly

    Celebrity Twins...

    Roflmao, you got it outta me. When I looked at the pictures, I burst out into laughter and was like.."Yeah right!"
  12. If I want some ...all I do is this.. I walk over to wherever he is and I whisper in his ear while caressing his nipples, arms and crotch.. lol I say.. "Baby, I wanna F*ck..like right now" and that always gets an immediate response. But the dressing up and role playing makes him uneasy. He gets all shy, scared and embarrassed.
  13. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - July 2006

    WAY TO GO EMILEEKAYENESS :clap2: :clap2: FOR HITTING THE 100LBS MARKER:clap2: :clap2: I am so proud of you!!!
  14. Telly

    Celebrity Twins...

    Thanks for all the wonderful compliments:o Definately no resemblance Josette, lol, what were you thinking?
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    Gone for Good Club - July 2006

    I cancelled the fill this evening. I told them that I would call when I feel I really really really needed it.
  16. You need to get some... All ya'll need to get some, dayuummmmm! :faint:
  17. .......................................................That's not funny!
  18. That's great advice Funny. That's eye opening.
  19. Telly

    Exercise Today

    Greatdame, You have a whole new fitness center in your home. That's great! You should start there. Also, to switch things up a bit, if you want to walk outside for a few miles then that would be a great change of pace. A bike works the same way. I started my weight loss with my bike. It's all in my journal.. (biking 6.5 miles, working up to 16.5miles, then 31.2 to 35 miles) Lost lots of weight doing it but you can lose just as much with exercise equipment.
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    Exercise Today

    Yeah, that's awesome! That just means you would do 20 miles a day for 5 days. That's not bad! You'll hit goal in no time at that rate.
  21. OOoooooooooooooh, I wouldn't touch that question with a 10ft pole hahahahahh aaaaah hahahahahaa, hardy har har and eewww??
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    Exercise Today

    OOooooooo Are you ..stripping? Or are you just going to dance... or are you seducing? I can't tell which one you are incenuating.:guess Julie, that's great girlie. Keep up the cardio and focus on the muscle groups. Really take your time with the weight training. Don't rush it. Feel each muscle working as you lift. Concentrate on those biceps :eek: I hope you show us one day some crazy Arnold Schwartzneggar pecs and biceps! LOL
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    Exercise Today

    SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! You go get em BPM!!!!:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: *Stands over BPM and frowns* "Get up SOLDIER!!! NOW DO 100 MORE MILES!"
  24. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - July 2006

    Lins12, I love you too! It will all be alright very soon. Just hang in there sis.

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