Telly

Ousooner, my husband doesn't understand me yet. Actually I blame that on him being a son of a pastor and me living in NYC during my college years. Wow, how worlds collide and how opposites attract.

I used to conduct sleep studies in Long Island as a Respiratory Therapist Assistant. 95% of the time there was a diagnosis of sleep apnea, it was b/c the patient was overweight or orbese. The adenoids were enlarged and air could not push through all of the neck fat at night. Also, if you have a deviated septum...etc..those are always contributors. We never did studies on a skinny person. Some would have to sleep with a CPAP machine b/c they would have a moment where they wouldn't breathe for as long as 2 minutes... yes 2 whole minutes, then a HUGE gasping of air would happen. I hope you get help with this.

Haha, my signature line would be like....(if I were a guy) Telly 15inches of love, 1 inch at a time :guess Banded 04/11/2006 Monterrey, Mexico by Dr. Rumbaut I stand at 5ft 3in tall Exercise, Water and Peanut Butter fanatic Resident Ass Kicker 240/170/135 Down -70lbs

Neither me or my spouse has physically cheated. We've been married 1 year this month and together 5 years and 4 months. Mentally?? That's a different story. Mentally I have cheated on my husband with Brad Pitt, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Tommy....and just yesterday with Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Carribean)

lol funny!

*spits her water out all over her monitor again*

That's too damn sweet Tric!

That's awesome BPM and also Cozzie, no weight loss is sometimes a good thing, especially if you remained the same. Maintenance is the hardest part. I lost weight guys... I was 173 and then went down to 168lbs yesterday, this morning I am back at 170 so I have a 3lb loss total

I mean, if I'm going to weild that thing around, it better be packin!

If I were a man, I'd totally measure it, maybe buy a penis pump, take enlargment pills or get enlargement surgery. LOL, I'd be such a dog!

So I wonder if Leila's interest in this may be b/c she really wants to try to do a colon cleanse or if she's the colon cleanse police

Based on all of the links of colon cleanses, quackery, FDA alerts, etc. I think everything's been said, several times over.

omg! sounds like you're having an orgy or something! FUPA's everywhere!

How many inches do you think? lol@ I mean you don't actually use a ruler now.. do you?

My favorite 3 songs to jam/workout to that makes me work harder: 1. Bossy (Featuring Too $hort) - Kelis 2. I'm Gonna Be alright - Jennifer Lopez featuring Nas 3. Turn It Up - Chamillionaire

I'm allowed to make copies of the music, for my personal home library. I was jammin in my truck yesterday with the CD. Damn that music is smokin!

Hey Paul, I really didn't know till recently but it really is TMI. Funny thing is that now that I know what it means and what it refers to, I actually look out for it when I shop or go out. LOL, I'm like, "Wow, he got a FUPA" Fat upper Pen*s Area.

This thread is for both the artistically inclined or the not so artistic banded or unbanded folk. Express how the band has made you or is currently making you feel..but do it in a poetic way. Be creative and expressive. Whether good or bad, funny or sad. It could be about the band, exercise, food and family. It could be about anything band related. Example of this: I see you in the gym. Overcoming gravity. Defeating physics. Rewriting Kinetics. It's more than machines. More than weights. It's my spirit you lift. --author unknown (but this was from a Hydroxycut ad

I plan on losing another pound before tomorrow. 7 mile run/jog, 35 mile bike ride dropped lots. Me today:

*spits Water out all over the monitor again* Awww shux yall! I love this, I got Tricia in one corner and all of these other exercise fanatics in the other. I love this!!!! Thank you for the cutesy compliments, wooot!

(Telly spits her Water out all over the monitor) OmG yes! That's what happens girl!!! LOL! Nahh really, here's what happens when you kick some booty, your belly shrinks and so does your ass, unfortunately

well.. not really, I don't think they've had time to work. In fact, the Dermie got me an Rx for something. I have to put it in my hair after a shampoo and leave it in with a cap on overnight 3 days per week. It's supposed to strengthen my roots and promote regrowth. We'll see how it goes and thanks for the shout out, lol.

Damn, can you feel the love??? I love you too Foodstampchamp. We will have to chat some.. outside of lbt. Love having and making new friends.

I love you too Dody! I am here to stay chica! You feel me? lol! Where's the bar? LOL!