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Telly

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  1. ROFLMAO! Damn! you got me on the pervizzle one. I liked the manchu one. You are creative. Truly! Now I need to make mine interesting.
  2. give me some time... I'm going to go get the baby powder so when I slap my skillz on ya... dust will be errywhere! cheaa.. fo sho wid it!
  3. Roflmao! You Got Me!!!! *spits Protein Shake All Over Her Keyboard*
  4. Telly

    What is your pirate name?

    BLACKSPOT ROSE last year I got addicted to an online game called www.puzzlepirates.com and it was really bad. My name was Ctfeathrswrd, I was a King of a Flag, Capt. of a Crew and had 5 crews underneath me. You pillage other ships, steal their gold and items, forage islands to find gold. You can buy clothes, homes, get married..it's soo damn fun. It's all puzzling. I had to back away from it but it's all about pirate life.
  5. Hahahaha! Ooohh it's been brought! 1. Pervinistic - to be full of yourself as a pervert 2. Pervcrastinator - To procrastinate on pervertism 3. Perv-tastic - A fantastic pervert 4. Pervinoid - A form of perversion 5. Perv-a-ho - A person that enjoys perving promiscuous folks (lol) Bring it booty head banana panties!
  6. Telly

    Gone for Good Club - July 2006

    Love you guys too and I hope to give you a crazy ass number tomorrow at weigh in. I'm loving this damn band!!!!!!
  7. Telly

    Boxing for fitness & body sculpting

    oooooo Is that so? Well hmmm. That's definately info to my advantage... *la la la la laaaaaaaa*
  8. Has anyone here tried boxing? I used to take kickboxing classes back in 1998 - 2000 but this is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about actual boxing/training, i.e., sparring, jump roping, speed bag, bag punching..etc. I need variety in my workouts since I do it everyday, practically and I know me and ME gets very bored after awhile of doing the same things. There is a boxing gym not far from me that I am thinking about checking out this week to see if it's for me. Costs $75.00 per month and $25 registration fee. I have to come with all my equipment which only costs roughly $75.00 (gloves, hand wraps, head guard, jump rope). I have heard, read and have seen the results of what boxing training can do to a body in such a short time and let me tell you...the results are amazing!!!!
  9. Telly

    Boxing for fitness & body sculpting

    Uhhh uhhhh!:confused: I mean come on! I went there to check it out.... ALL MEN! You think I feel comfy with that? I want to be more confident in my jabbing and upper cut skillz before I enter that gym to box.
  10. Telly

    Exercise Today

    Niche, Good idea on yoga. I want to do a yoga class someday. I've never done one before, only DVD's. I hear that the stars do yoga to elongate their abdomen. That would be a great thing.
  11. Telly

    Exercise Today

    Today --- 7 mile jog/run right now. Be back in almost 2
  12. Telly

    Boxing for fitness & body sculpting

    I cancelled my appt. with the trainer at the boxing studio. I think I'll order a boxing DVD to get the basics down first, the wean my way into the studio. I don't want to go in and look like a totally clueless girl. Will follow up soon.
  13. Pattman, that's my question. I'm trying but my unbanded husband has no energy or I just wear him out. *shrugs and gripes*
  14. Telly

    Overlooked -

    Loved that poem. It's soo true.
  15. Heh...lemme try my hand at creativity.. Pervenus - Goddess of pervism Perv-itis - Inflamed Perv Pervaholic- Addicted to pervertism Pervator - Dictator of Pervertism Pervnic - A picnic just for pervs Pervenvy - To be jealous of pervs Pervin- To perve
  16. That is soo hot! I love this. I think I'll do that tonight b/c he's off tomorrow :confused:
  17. I know alot of men and I can honestly say that only 2 men in my life have ever blatantly cheated that I am aware of, therefore I don't know about that statistic Seminole. The first was my father who cheated on his first wife and married my mother. Then cheated on my mother and married my step mother. Then divorced and lived his remaining days with the girl he cheated on mom with. Somewhere in between the marriages, I saw a handful of women in my mother's bedroom. Sad and painful. Scandalous. As for my real mother, I've heard arguments where my father blamed his cheating on my mother, as he caught her a few times. 2ndly was my ex. We were young, right out of highschool and of course foolish. I caught him what.... 3 times?? My ex is remarried now and he cheats on his new wife quite a bit. Has even tried to get back with me even though I am re-married. I see different women with him that are young and of course, "his type" when he comes to town to visit our son. Yes, he's drop dead gorgeous with blonde hair, blue eyes, tall and muscular, loves fast cars, fast bikes and loves living dangerously. Hates to say no to a pretty face and hot ass. I have found that most women love bad boys and he's one of those. He has alot of sex appeal and is tempted every single time he steps foot out of his house (so he says) but that gives him no right to allow it to happen. I do believe he has some kind of control over "it". But I think that the temptation is much much greater if you are physically appealing and if you are ..inviting so to speak, which he is. On the other hand, my father-in-law is a pastor and he's been married to his wife since they graduated high school. They were together since middle school. I can say that just by his character, I know he's never cheated. Religion is very big in my husband's family and family happiness is priority. Puerto Rican families are very closely knit and hold a very strong family bond. My Mother and Father-in-laws play a very powerful role in this family and I know that my husband is fearful of them in the sense that he'd not want to ever do anything hurtful to family. My husband came from an awesome upbringing and I feel confident that I know him well enough to know that he has been given life tools to be a good and decent man, that of which he is. I know he'd never go outside of our marriage. That's never worried me. It's me that I worry about. Though I became somewhat hardened by the cheating men in my past, I believe that there are good and faithful men out there. I believe the number is bigger than 20%.
  18. Telly

    Celebrity Twins...

    Reeiz cracks me up soo badly. LOL @ grandpa...lol "we be illin" love that song, or "Tricky" or "Mary Mary why you buggin?" Thanks for the ego boost btw. :confused:
  19. Telly

    New Belly Pics

    Doo 400 crunches nightly to get rid of the loose skin. Last night I did 400 and tonight I'm pushing for 500
  20. Ok, WOW! TMI here folks!!!! **Closes LBT and goes back to do something productive like exercise**
  21. Telly

    Killing their daughter

    It's weird but Leatha's right. There are "feeders" out there. My in-laws are "feeders". I think though, what the father is doing is he's hiding the fact that it's really him that wants to eat all of that stuff and could be using his daughter as his "scapegoat" for his gluttony. At the same time, sharing it with her so he doesn't feel so guilty in doing so. They are both the same weight and he was insistant on ordering for her as well as push the ice cream onto her. Controlling, manipulative and abusive.
  22. Too funny! More like "Monk" or "Dick Tracy"
  23. I think open alternative means, anything goes.
  24. :brick: :nono: THIS IS IT! Everyone in the Spring Bootcamp, the Gone for Good Club, April and May Bandsters and anyone else I've missed, right here...right now....this is it....again:omg: VOW TO DROP 2LBS BY THE END OF THE WEEKEND! NO MORE EXCUSES! NONE!!!! STARTING: TODAY FRIDAY, May 5, 2006 ENDING: MONDAY, MAY 8, 2006 YES, THE WEEKEND IS HARSH WITH EATING OUT, MOVIES AND POPCORN, drinks. DON'T LET THIS WEEKEND TAKE YOU OVER!!!! VOW TO DROP 2LBS BY THE END OF THE WEEKEND! GONE FOR GOOD CLUB AND BOOTCAMP MEMBERS CAN GO REPORT BACK TO THEIR CAPTAIN AND TEAM LEADERS WITH GOOD NEWS!!!! THIS IS REINFORCEMENT THAT WE NEED FOR THE WEEKEND. THAT'S WHAT WERE HERE FOR, TO DROP THE WEIGHT. WE AREN'T HERE TO EAT HO HO'S AND COME BACK AND CRY ABOUT IT. WE ARE HERE TO LOSE THE WEIGHT! DRINK THE Water 64 fl oz to 128 fl oz daily No sugar and no flour (All of you GFG Club Members know this already) Exercise - walk, bike, hike, jog, garden, cut the grass Put music in your ears so time flies by really fast. Put down that alcoholic beverage and those nachos Pushbacks -(push back from the table :heh: ) Only 2lbs. It's possible and it can be done. If you haven't lost weight all week, now's your chance. I VOW TO DROP 2LBS AND NOT COMPLAIN THIS WEEKEND ABOUT food. I PROMISE TO NOT HAVE FLOURY AND SUGARY THINGS THIS WEEKEND. (NO SODA - BREAD, CAKES, CANDY AND NOT OVEREAT) 2lbs lighter by May 15, 2006 List EmileeKaye C 219LBS GOAL 217LBS Tricia K C 198LBS GOAL - 196LBS 3LOVES GOAL 2LBS DOWN TellyMelly C 207 Goal 205lbs or less :heh:
  25. I truly believe that internet online chatting with the opposite sex in any sexual way is considered cheating.

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