Telly

I've got gift cards to mail. Please let me know where to.

Depends on how you look at it. It CAN be depressing. But you can make lemonade out of lemons right?

Charmine toilet paper company owners love us! They make a fortune b/c we've got more to wipe???

That's good Kat. The thing with my home is I live on the back of a 200+ acre forest conservation and no one can build a house behind me, it's all forest. I see everything from armadillos to wild boar and on occaision, black bears. It's pretty country here.. I caught a grasshopper a few days ago for the kids. It was on my back porch relaxing. Kids were scared of it, but I just picked it up, brought it to my office and measured that sucker. It's length was 6.25 inches. I had hoped it wasn't poisionous b/c there are soo many insects evolving. We get crazy things here, no doubt. But imagine a 6 inch sub from subway and a grasshopper longer than that. Damn, should have snapped a shot.

Hahah, I'm slow! I just got that Tripod thing...:heh: Now that reminds me of "War of the Worlds" what a great sci fi thriller.

Here here Dawg! Here here! 3horns, your attempt at killing this thread is weak. You are not using the force are you? *breathes like Darth Vader*

Those are hella sweet! I want them!

BUHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S DAMN GOOD, IT'S HILARIOUS TO PIECES!!!! super fun.. roflmao!!!

buhahahahahahaha, Too Damn Funny Nana! Good fun! Fun times I swear. *buries her head back into her work pile sitting on her desk*

Nana = constipation? Bananas? Please tell me yes.

I don't know what it is about running that makes me feel free. It is not competitive. It's free from that. I feel things that I'd like to try and put into words. My heart races within me, fighting to beat through my chest. Beads drip down my neck. My eyes blinded by my own sweat. I feel free of pain. Free of worries. Further down, miles away, I feel some discomfort, pain echoes through me. Pain.. in my sides soon turns into numbing . The numb feeling goes away. My mind ignores it. My feet ... are they mine? I see my knee caps, one after another. My feet, a blurr. I don't know how fast I'm moving but I feel like I'm flying. My head, arms and legs moving in sync to the beat of the song in my iPod. "Turn it up" Chamillionare My arms move with full force, one after another, propelling me forward. Pulling myself forward, faster, harder. I'm growing stronger. I can see it, I've got my eyes on the prize. Miles go by and I'm still alive. The sun beams, burning the nape of my neck, my arms, my chest, my ankles. My sunglasses, shielding my eyes from the rays. Shielding bugs from my eyes. Miles pass by.. My heart races faster, it's not finished but I am for now... I breathe, focusing on my pace, talking my heart back down... I see the prize.....Telly

We get them every week, we are constantly calling the bug people to come spray our house. We have no idea how they get in. They crawl on our walls, in our halls, in our bathrooms. I found a Water moccoson in my master bath ..well my little girl did. She went to go to use the toilet, had her pants around her ankles before she hit the toilet and saw a baby snake next to the toilet. I have no idea where they are coming from but I assure you that my back screen door is forever closed now. I think maybe they were coming in through some sort of crevice. It's time for us to move. Arkansas it is.

It's true. The entire staff at Dr. Rumbaut's office looked straight out of a Spanish Novela. They were all sexy, gorgeous, unbelieveable skin. How weird eh?

You can hide things on your person or even in your FUPA.

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Shery what a great idea!

Oh definately, he's the one I want. Wait, whose the bald guy? I've been searching for a tattoo but nothing yet, I may just draw my own.

Hijacking never bothers me.. I mentioned it b/c it's something people dislike *pet peaves* Especially in bony areas. Tattoo's can feel like a cat scratching you a thousand times in the same spot. I should know. When I hit goal, I'm headed to Miami Ink to get a huge one on my waist.

I bought fresh deli sliced turkey meat (hot peppered turkey meat) and fresh deli sliced Muenster cheese. Popped that baby in the microwave for 30 seconds and ... aye dios mio! Pure heavennnnn! All this food talk had me starvin marvin ova here.

Here we go again... What did I tell ya...?

I forgot to add "Hijackers"

Yes, I know that's the point but some newbies may not know you are joking which is a scary thought.

hahahaha!!! What's funny is.. i've actually seen real posts like these.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA P'Nut, your imagery cracks me up. God I love it.

Ok why did I pay $11k for surgery, $100k for protein shakes and $200k for spring water?