Telly

I'm glad it was down. I hoped everyone got out and did something computer-less

Or excuse mongers

I dislike complainers

Gonnabethin, exactly so. 5 - 6 meals per day, whether Protein shakes, yogurt, fully loaded salads... whatever (food choice and portions).. Eating more frequently and working out makes your body a fat burning machine. Think locomotive - coal.... fuel that baby.. feed it Also too, if I determined that my caloric intake was too low for the day, I will drink Muscle milk. It's packed with calories and some fat, (good fat).

I always drink with my meals. I can't help it. I feel like I'm going to choke if I don't. I've always been that way.

Garden mixed salad - whole bag for the day 1 can of albacore tuna 2 thai chilli peppers 1/2 of a freshly cut lime and squeezed in the salad as a dressing red onions 10 garlic croutons 2 slices (deli thin sliced) Muenster cheese **eaten with chopsticks** That salad meal was for 2 meals 1 serving of Isopure for breakfast 1/2 of the salad for lunch 1/2 serving of Isopure for snack 4 oz of watermelon 1/2 of the salad for dinner 1 light dannon yogurt drink 1.2 gallons of Water throughout the day

Sheesh, it's almost September and I am not where I wanted to be in weight. Not bad for 4 months post op. As of today, I've lost 80lbs. Wooot!

Oh no, please don't say that. We are all different and shouldn't compare ourselves.

Today: 35 mile bike ride - 1 hour 55minutes 7 mile jog

Ok, I have to post this. I bought some lacy boy undies. No this is not an attempT to audition for porn. It's just that I have an ass now and I need to see it on a screen so I can criticize it. :heh: Only a select few of you will have access to this entry.

LOL. Oh GOSH??? This is too funny. Religion is the worst subject to talk about in a world of many religions. People are very passionate about their beliefs. The mere subject sets people ablaze.

Ok, I have to post this. I bought some lacy boy undies. No this is not an attempT to audition for porn. It's just that I have an ass now and I need to see it on a screen so I can criticize it. :heh: Only a select few of you will have access to this entry.

I'm with you AndyLiz, now if my damn iPod would just hurry the hell up, i'll be hitting the pavement.

DIva, you're missing that song.."Bootie bootie bootie bootie, shaking everywhere" I forget who sings it.

ROFLMAO! You are right. Your list is hilarious - especially since it has a "get rid of that ass" theme. THe songs coincide..lol.. Too cute!

Ok, this may be TMI but I went shopping last night. Took about 1k with me b/c I didn't want to spend too much on clothes when I am still losing weight. I bought these sexy ass boy undies - lacy. I came home, put them on and OMG they look HOTT!!!!!! I have an ass! What a wonderful NSV...roflmao! Now I just need a full body tan and to drop the final pounds and schedule the surgery. Hello Mr. Tummy Tuck dude!

Sounds like a plan. I am heading out to the gym now. Trust me on this. If you are trying to burn calories..lots of calories.... then this machine is the ticket. But if you are wanting to work everything out ..then that machine isn't the one for you.

The Arctrainer is a wonderful piece of equipment. It burns double the calories than any cardio machine in the history of human kind. I swear I am on that thing for 1 hour and I burn 650+ calories and I weigh in 4lbs less than I did before getting on it. Mind you I lose alot of water weight while on it but it's soo awesome. The women love this machine. It's a marching motion instead of the skiing - elliptical. It works your hips, thighs, gluteous maximus :heh: ..hemstrings, all of that, whereas the elliptical works arms and legs. You sacrifice arm movement for burning more calories I say.

YOU BASTID! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! *Telly throws up her arms -- windmilling.. walks towards Paul*

ROFLMAO! YES PAUL. Morsaille, you rock for making this thread. It's the first time I truly feel at home on this forum. It' so sick and twisted, perversed and flagrant. It's uninhibited and trashy. God this is soo me.

THAT'S JUST AWESOME MO-NESS! I knew it! You are just that damn good Mo. You are the highlight of my hours here on the LBT forum. Paul, Dost thou hast to be so wretched that one cannot withold his spitting of fire upon thine self. *squints* I shall make a final bidding of wrath upon thee and cast you into the depts of the abyss in which you frequent.. lol

Roflmao!!! Stop This!!! Just Stop. You Are Contributing To My Unproductive Behavior Today!

lmmfao!!! laughing My *m* Ass Off!

yES YOU ARE mORSAILLE. That picture scares the shitz nit outta me. I almost wanna cry. It's like some horrible scientific experiment. EWWWW eyyyyy EWwwweyyy!

om*G! THAT'S