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Yoda

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  1. Yoda

    Chronicles of Cloe!!!!!

    Thanks Cloe.....GREAT reminder to all of us boneheads (myself included)!!!
  2. Yoda

    Canadian January Goals

    Oh, and I should mention....my other January goal is to lose enough weight so that my current ticker is no longer a big fat lie!!!! (I refuse to change it up....that would be too debiliating for me!!!)..... ...and don't ask, cause I'm too embarassed to even say how much I've gained over the last month! :think
  3. Yoda

    Happy New Year!!!

    Right back at ya Cloe....and everyone else!!! Here's to Health and Happiness and lots of pounds shed in 07!!!! ;)
  4. That's cause your bones are stickin' out now!!!! LOL
  5. Yoda

    Advanced Platform Lap Band

    well, someone's gotta pick up the slack and love 'em....may as well be us!! LOL
  6. Yoda

    Canadian January Goals

    ooooooooooooooooooooh, okay....yeah....*sheepish* THAT makes sense!!! C'mon people, ya gotta spell things out clearly for me!!!
  7. Yoda

    A Canadian "NSV" Thread

    Good question. I think it truly does happen for some people. I can only speak from MY experience. I can't honestly say that I'm 100% satisfied with a "small taste". God knows I WANT more (hence the not 100% satisfaction) but I "know" I can't have more. I know physically I can't....so I stop before I get to the point of being reminded that I can't physically have more than the little taste. It really pisses me off sometimes. BUT I wouldn't have it any other way! ....in other words....no regrets!
  8. Yoda

    Canadian January Goals

    My Jan. band related goal is to try vewwwwy vewwwwy hard to stop being so dang hard on myself. :rolleyes
  9. Yoda

    Canadian January Goals

    You've done MAGNIFICENTLY Carol....it really blows me away!!! :clap2: :clap2:
  10. Yoda

    A Canadian "NSV" Thread

    Well done everyone!!! :clap2: :clap2:
  11. Yoda

    My Christmas PB

    *LOL @ Green's post*
  12. Yoda

    Figuring out Fills

    Good thread Cloe. No comment other than yep...I agree it is fickle. But I do need another fill (12 Jan!) but I haven't had one since Aug! When y'all figure out how this fickleness works.....call me!
  13. Hey Doriana, the band isn't "working" until you have a fill....so don't beat yourself up about how much you "CAN" eat until you have a fill. (but remember, just because you "can" doesn't mean you "should")....and don't forget, the first one or two fills may not even do the trick...it won't "work" until you are at proper restriction.....then you will realllly notice a difference and see the results....so you must still be patient for awhile yet. Re. the drinking thing....practice it now. The reason not to drink is because it washes/rinses the food down easily so it doesn't stay in the puch (ie. giving you the full feeling). From a number or posts throughout this site though (not just the Canadian one) you'll see that not everyone follows the "no drinking" rule religiously.....but according to Dr's orders....it is a plus and you should do so!!! Keep at it!
  14. Yoda

    Diet Flavour Spray-OMG!!

    ahem, ahem....Canadians here!!! Yeeeesh!!!
  15. Yoda

    Can't take deep beaths

    could be anything; likely unrelated to the band....but if you are concerned, call your doctor!
  16. Yoda

    Argon's Activities

    Okay, I'll date myself....I had posters of Andy Gibb and the Dukes of Hazard boys up on my bedroom wall when I was a teenager!!! Oh yea, and Starsky!!! (god, what WAS I thinking!!?)
  17. Yoda

    Canadian January Goals

    eeeerrrr....the 100lb mark Argon? Migawd, I HOPE that was a typo!:phanvan
  18. Yoda

    Banded Dec 15th

    Ditto the above!!! Welcome to Canuck world!
  19. Yoda

    Advanced Platform Lap Band

    Yes, and I'm sure Mr Cloe will be quite relieved that his isn't the only testosterone getting harrassed!!!
  20. Yoda

    Diet Flavour Spray-OMG!!

    *Yoda in Trenchcoat*....on street corner.....spies lil' kid.... psssssssssst, hey lil' kid.....do ya wanna buy a hit of flavour spray? Just a toonie per hit.....nobody has to know....*opens trenchcoat to display an amazing selection of flavour spray product*...
  21. LMAO @ Mookie.... OKAY...yes, I recall that Seinfeld nipple episode quite well; one of the classics!!! I'm glad that the double entendre was not lost on you Mookie....tho I'm ashamed to say that it WAS lost on me until you pointed it out!!! I shall be more alert from now on.....imagine what I can do if I actually THINK about it!! Scary! Possum 1 and Possum 2.....hmmmmm...I like it!!!! (as long as they don't play dead and hang down too low!!). :bananapartyhat:
  22. Yoda

    My Life as a Bandster

    Well done Bandiva!!!!!:bananapartyhat:
  23. Yoda

    Lila's Lounge

    Lots of good advice here so I won't add any. Just wanted to say..."take care Lila!!!" :bananapartyhat:
  24. Nope...the bro-in-law is Mr Yoda's brother. Yes, he is married and his wife didn't seem to notice her hubby ogling because SHE was too busy probably trying to figure out if I had a boob job done!!!! LMAO!!!! Don't fret Cloe...popping one chocolate every other hour is most likely a GREAT improvement....n'est pas??!!!!

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