BethFromVA

When people put all their shit out there for the rest of us to sniff, you're damn tootin' we have a say in what we think about it! There are those of us who truly believe he was a pedophile. Are you saying that's okay? It should be overlooked because of who he was? Because he could sing and dance like a performing monkey? Seriously?? :thumbup:

I have no idea what in the hell you're talking about. As for meeting me, don't worry, it'll never happen. I can't be bothered with certain types.

Wow... do you believe in the Tooth Fairy and Santa too? :skep:

>sigh< For the umpteenth time, innocent until proven guilty is a legal term. It does NOT count in the court of public opinion. Just like I believed since day one that OJ murdered his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. Still do. Even did the day they read the not guilty verdict from that moronic "jury."

You mean we should all be weird-assed pedophile drug addicts? Um, no thanks.

So long as you didn't spray fish out your nose. Cuz that would be so... gross... :thumbup:

GOOD LORD, Glouc!!

That's the way it was at my place -- also government. Sorry to hear it, but you're being saved for something much better and greater.

Oh, Glouc, I'm sorry -- for the touchy-feely girl and the escalation. I really hate when we try to do something minor and it turns into something more major. I'm glad (and surprised) the coworker seems to be taking it well, though. I hope it irons itself out.

Shoot, if that really worked, I'd say implement it in our nation's junior and high schools! PRONTO!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, y'all! And Ebony, you are DA BOMB!!!! You look FANTASTIC!!

Was it the one where the chick said her boyfriend was really well endowed, and she wondered when she did oral on him, if he might get it stuck in her band? Or was it the other one with another chick with a very well endowed guy worrying he'd hit it during oral and cause slippage? Or the other dingbat that wondered if the band worked like a cervical ring?

I'll pray that whatever is meant to happen for you will happen. If not this one, then much bigger greatness will be waiting for you.

Well this news just took a creepy turn...

I'm just getting more and more baffled by the questions. I hope it's just the wording...

Pretty much sums it up. lol Welcome back, and glad you had fun!

What ARE they teaching in sex ed these days? :thumbup:

Well, it DID leave the door wide open for some colorful interpretation. :thumbup:

I thought it was the dog. You know, the one that went on "vacation" with him a couple months back? The one with the guilty look and the unusual attachment to him? I knew something wasn't right with that dog.

Yessir, I know. It's just that I had a GAIN during those two months. Not good. :thumbup: I thought you traded it in on the Wonder Woman getup? Or was that last year's? Apparently they can. Meeh, you'll be fine. Just take this pipe cleaner here and the Ajax... What, no green slime? That's no fun. Tinsel. Pffft.

Ahhh... well thanks for shattering my belief that Diva and I had stunned you to silence with our wit and banterability. :thumbup: :thumbup: Many took it in stride. Only a couple limp rags got testy with the, "Guess I'll never ask a question" whine. I mean, crap, life is just too real sometimes to not have fun. Especially with a question along those lines.

I heard the band prevented pregnancy. No? Oops...

Speechless? Really?? You haven't been here that long, have ya? :thumbup: And though I can't speak for Diva, mine was done totally sober. But then again, since that incident some time back, I'm not allowed to post drunk. Anymore. At least until April 15, 2010, when the, ahem, "polite request" lifts. And the Secret Service clears me. And I pass another background check to be sure I haven't slipped in the past few years. But beyond that, all's well.

I would wear a garbage bag. Just to be safe.

Well there ya go! And that works for any border state, Florida, Virginia, and New York.