BethFromVA
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What if I just swallow straight everclear? Heck, may even be able to hold it in my mouth "during," but does it burn the donkey? Don't need him getting all kicky and stuff... I don't have that many teeth left.
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Oh gawd, fur balls and the band. I had to quit licking my kitty for that very reason. Now he pisses on all my stuff cuz he really misses it, but I just couldn't take the heaving and hair clumps. Had a few episodes at the mall that I just can't talk about.
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Okay, wait... you talkin' donkey "fills" or band fills? Cuz hey, if he can push my chicken strips down, I'll be a happy buck-toothed camper.
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Crap, I was afraid of that. What if I swallow some spermicide first?
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Raspberry flavored and moonshine spiked or not? Straight pickled possum can be a bit... gamey.
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Hmmm... okay but do the dirty donkey shows get me more dinero? It might be worth it. I have some disinfectant spray I can use beforehand.
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Not only is it not bad, there's a trick to it -- lace it with Drain-O. An experience you will NOT forget.
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Yeah, but they don't get into the whole donkey thing, and I really have to know. I have a "show" tomorrow night. Besides, are we talking a Tiajuana or Mexicali donkey? I'm sure there's a difference.
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Why yes. Yes, I am. :scared2:
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Uh... nothing? :scared2:
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Dear Legal Team: Do as I do and drink your dinner and you'll be fine. Plus there is always that added benefit of catching a buzz. Try it. You might like it. Ms. Hag
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Oh THANK GOD! Okay, then what about my live donkey show? Any worries there of him getting "stuck" in my band?
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Though now I have a new question: Should I use a large Anna Nicole Smith-sized dill to push the food down instead of my fingers? They're better tasting, and hey, I can eat more. What do you think? Will my band be safe? I mean, I'd like to use my boyfriend's.... well, you know... but I was afraid he'd get chicken stuck in the hole.
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Hey, hey, HEY, this is a PC-free zone.
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Wait, you want me to eat FLUFFY? He's my most beloved pet and part-time lover! :scared2:
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Or Weird Al's "Eat It," with the chicken strips (well, and little boys) involved. :scared2:
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By the way, I'm combining a few strange threads we've seen around here into a collage of sorts. Yes, I'm bored. :scared2:
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MOJITOS!! :scared2:
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Yeah, him AND LaToya -- considering they were one and the same. He mistook Bubbles the Chimp as one of his young "conquests" and Bubbles was havin' none of that. Killed him with an egg beater.
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When you nibble on little boys, are you still considered a vegitarian?
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Omg, fried of course! I didn't know there was any other type. KFC, extra crispy, jumbo size. I can't believe it went down. Well, it didn't at first... it kept coming up to the back of my throat, but I was able to use my fingers and shove it down.
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I hate it when people post just to post.....
BethFromVA replied to TerriDoodle's topic in The Lounge
Okay, done -- post-op thread. :scared2: -
I hate it when people post just to post.....
BethFromVA replied to TerriDoodle's topic in The Lounge
I'm thinking about starting one just cuz I'm bored. -
Mexico anyone?? I have a surgey date.
BethFromVA replied to Stacy0614's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
Sorry, Donna, but he's like running rings around you. I wouldn't call for that. Though there IS a slight entertainment value involved... :scared2: -
Mexico anyone?? I have a surgey date.
BethFromVA replied to Stacy0614's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
SHHHHHHHH!! Now EVERYbody is gonna want in! :tt1: lol