BethFromVA
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If your doctor's cute, ask him to show you where your G-spot is. The sweet spot only has to do with overeating sweets. It's that space between eating enough and barfing.
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Make me, you husbad-stealing TRANNY!
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The G-spot is when a man's penis can hit your gall bladder. It's a very strange sensation. The sweet spot I already explained and involves no penises.
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Omg, ANYTHING but PG. She could make Ghandi gouge his eyes out with a spork...
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Shoot, last time she announded it on FaceBook. And Craigslist. And the local paper...
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Mine or yours? Well, no matter -- the answer is yes either way. So... now that we're free, whatcha doin' Saturday?
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Only if they looked like young, nubile, prepubescent boys. Again, if they make you gag, don't swallow when they... you know.
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Well, that's very true. I mean the added gas could cause quite the explosion.
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It's either also known as the G-spot OR it's that spot you hit when you are gonna ralph if you eat one more sweet.
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Apparently you are. Though don't think of it as bad. It makes ME feel superior, so there is a silver lining.
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WAIT, I remember now!!!! YOU were the fireman he was messin' with, before you got the Jerry Springer sex change!! YOU BASTAR-- er, SLUT!
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Just watch your fingers. Though... well, let's be honest, extra protein.
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Not if you think he'll say no.
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Well the thought was that once Obama took over, we wouldn't have to pay our mortgages or for gas. I'm still waiting for that to happen. >sigh< Yeah, I hear you're quite the attraction. Have a wick coming out of your head and everything.
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Holy cow, was her name Patty? Patty GREEN??
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VEGAN?? Like total no-eggs-or-cheese type? Shit, girl, that's gonna be a tofu cake.
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If you blend 'em just right and can suck 'em through a straw, I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Don't swaller. :confused:
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Send him packing. He's probably doing the mailman anyway.
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Did you forget Bruce left me for that fireman?
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So... did YOU run your surgeon out of town?
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Hey, be-otch, I don't live in a trailer like lucky you, I live in a box on Main and 14th. So therefore I only eat at Jack-In-The-Box (get it? We gotsta stick together). As for the circus, they said I wasn't hairy enough for their bearded lady opening, so I'm a bit bummed. Way to kick me when I'm down.
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Okay, if cereal gets soggy, eat it standing on your head. Don't ask how this works cuz I have no freakin' idea. Maybe your boyfriend is "tiny." Tell him I said so. Give him my number if he wants a piece of me. As for the whens and hows of eating cereal, so long as you start immediately after surger and don't go over a box a day, you should be fine. But see the above about it being soggy.
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Hey, bubbles tickle. And the nice thing is, if it's filled with fart gas, you can send it over to somebody as a "present."
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Don't check with your surgeons. Not only do they not know anything, but they'll say not to do it. Only because they're greedy bastards.
