BethFromVA
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You're welcome. :confused:
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Well, you weren't quite cool enough for the first-run invites, but good thing you were close to the front door for the second run. I guess our bouncer Guido let you in?
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Me too. I could use more... help.
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You're so sure?? I got him when I was 12 and he was 7. So there.
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Yes.. yes... yes... no... doubtful... and definitely.
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That's not all. She's kinda trampy. However, a bunch of us live vicariously through her.
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Frikken farken party pooper...:confused:
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Look, a kidney sin't gonna be much for the weight loss. Might as well go for a limb.
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Better count the sodium.
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If you've got gills.
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So has everybody on the southern coast. Like YOU'RE so special. :confused:
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Okay, you can shower. But you CAN'T get your stomach wet (incisions, of course), and you can't use your detachable shower head... down there... Even if you have the pulse setting. DO NOT DO IT!!
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PLAIN??? Uh, did you wake up in a tub full of ice? And are you sure you have both your kidneys?? :confused:
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Look, you smell like poontang. Whaddya want from me???
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Jealous. :confused: Oh, and I had CHIPS too. Neener neener!
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Oh shaddup, monkey, what do YOU know?? My surgeon will probably say what I don't want to hear. :confused:
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Ahhh, the Shamu heave? Been there. Now mine is more like one of those large seals, but still...
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Well, right now it's mojitos. And I'm SURE I've had at least 40 ounces. :confused:
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Sucka... Make your check out to me to pay for all my crap, k? Oh right... Thanks. :confused:
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Shoot, where would they put us? :confused:
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I dunno... depends. Do you hafta get out of a very saggy couch to get to your mailbox?
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Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!
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You mean with your Macy's Day Parade head. Um, no thanks. Even if it DOES make your waist look tiny.
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Holy hell, what if it got caught in there??
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Look, makin' money in the circus freak show doesn't count as gainfully employed, does it?
