BethFromVA
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Honey, honey, think BIGGER. Elephants are larger than both donkeys and Great Danes combined. Besides, saying you're into donkey and Great Dane sperm is just... well.... weird.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT JUST A DANG BLASTED MINUTE!! When in the heck did you slip your husband the "nurse" into the deal? Look, I don't wanna TRADE men, I'm simply looking to get RID of one! Your husband has a no return policy. If he's used up and worn out, then call recycling.
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Darlin', you're screwed. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Because it can't JUMP on the trampoline, silly!
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HAHAHAHAHA! Er, I mean, WHOA...
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Meh, sure. What the hell.
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Only if he looks like McDreamy.
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Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.
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Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously. It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.
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Throw in a possum and you've got a deal.
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Okay, your husband's a NURSE? How... nice.
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Then you should be just fine. Keep up the good work. :confused:
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Yes. You definitely lack what it takes. No... hell no... and if I knew the, I sure as HELL wouldn't give 'em to you.
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Yeah, friend her... she's cool... :confused:
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Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.
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Male or female? Omg, I could have SO much fun with that...
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Uh, are you walking?
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Beauty sleep? Yeah, need more than most. Wait... :confused:
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Yanno, lookin' at your pic, I think you WOULD be the one person it won't work for. Sucks to be you.
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I think so long as you do clear liquids -- vodka, everclear, that sort of thing -- you're fine.
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Yeah, I TALK a good game, but... I think you need to talk to KC. She's queen ho around here these days.
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Probably not a bad idea. The 80's called and they want his hairstyle back anyway.
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Well, I thought tequila doesn't give you the problems that beer does. Though frankly I hafta say, I've skipped alcoholism and decided to go right to drug addiction. Why bother with the empty calories, right?
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Oh, darlin', it's NEVER too late to start drinking!! :confused:
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I thought everybody wanted to DO you. BE you? Eh, I dunno. I like (and need) my beauty sleep. :confused:
