BethFromVA

Okay, who's doin' what without me? And three hours after? Sorry, you're screwed. You hafta keep that thing. You bought it, it's yours. Eat a double-double cheeseburger. You'll feel better.

Interesting how on a Lap-Band site, this poster's FIRST post ever is on THIS thread. I say if you like socialized medicine so well, you're free to move back to Europe.

Well, whether you're vomiting protein shakes or double-double cheeseburgers, the result is the same. So... which would you rather have? Cuz I promise, you will vomit either way. What they don't tell you is that is how you lose the weight. The band works like a mini trampoline which bounces everything back up. So enjoy the burger. Before it comes back up, of course...

That and those butt tongs. I drew the line at the tongs. And no, I don't mean tHongs.

C'mon, SLIM? That's SO a name of the type of person you find on that show.

Yeah, uh-huh... Ever watch Intervention? They ALL say that.

Yeah, well... And I'm sorry, I'd rather smell a bloated body that's been floating in water for a week than the whole latex thing...

You kiddin? **rummages around in bedroom closet** Need a crop too? Spurs?

Omg, I don't think my stomach could keep anything down after smelling Plain after he's removed a body suit of latex.

Monkey's slingin' her poo again...

And smelling like leather. Don't forget that!

Hellooooo, that was my last night. Though I'm not admitting I was drunk. Buzzed a bit, yes, but definitely having fun. :thumbup:

I heard Plain is oiling up his leathers for tonight. Think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror:

Well, now thatcha know where to find us, Slim, c'mon down! :thumbup:

Now ya gone and done it. Have you SEEN his stash of toys? Good grief, he makes Larry Flint say WOWZA.

Fling it at Plain. We all do. He doesn't mind. In fact, he seems to kinda like it.

You mean you're gonna shave your head and start calling everybody "grasshopper"?

Ahhh, Mr. Bo Peep ruffly panties and Madonna cone bra himself. Monkey, I'm still SO disappointed in you for not figuring him out sooner.

I have met and talked to SEVERAL liberals who are vehemently opposed to socialized medicine as well. I don't mean those pinheads in Washington who couldn't grab their asses with both hands. I mean a vote by the PEOPLE, the ones who really are supposed to be running this country. I bet if the people were involved, the TRUTH would come out about where we want this country to go.

Not a hundred percent sure. I did just leave there, you know, and there was this one incident...

Seriously, Monkey, you have to think about it?? You're a bit off your game there... Where's the fun in that? :thumbup:

BZZZZZAAAAPPPPPP!! Back, you godless heathen, BACK!

Waitaminnit... KC? Who let you out of your cage?? Was it that damned Monkey again? I swear, if I have to get my cattle prod out AGAIN today, there's gonna be hell to pay!!

I'm not tellin', but I'll give you a clue: He wears Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and a Madonna cone bra, a pink wig, and he's rather creepy. 'Course my brother has NO idea what he's in for... good thing I hate him.

Well, the major think you HAFTA know is to blow off your surgeon's suggestions. No, really. What I have found out(outlined above) is golden. Trust me on it. Those surgeon's don't know crap. As for the band, eh, give it a try. I have already decided if mine doesn't stop all these chips and ice cream binges, I'm just going to move it south and have them use it to tighten my va-jay-jay. Then I'll order my own needles off of eBay so I can self-fill and really give the hubby a thrill. I heard this one chick did it after he was in and they were stuck like dogs. She lost the needle and couldn't un-fill, and they had to call the EMTs out. The poor guy lost all circulation "down there" and it turned black and they had to amputate. However, they were able to leave his "jewels" intact. It's quite a sight to see. So, warning to the wise -- if you go this route, be very, very careful. Unless the guy is a jerk, and then what the hell.