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BethFromVA

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  1. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    Uh, YEAH! Gawd, some of you people are SOOOO stoopid...
  2. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    Should we forewarn them about the donkeys?
  3. BethFromVA

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    "Scanning" your liquor cabinet again, I see. Then it's off to work, no? :w00t:
  4. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    I don't believe you. :w00t:
  5. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Meaning what? Way To instead of What The?
  6. BethFromVA

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    It's Fanny's ride. She rides in it whilst doing the back-handed wavey thing.
  7. BethFromVA

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Heartfire went from saying "rat's ass" to "goodness gracious" and I about blew water out my nose. Don't know why... :w00t:
  8. BethFromVA

    Anyone else bigger "down yonder"?

    Did... did I... did I cause... SHRINKAGE? :sneaky: I was just here to root these nice young men on, give them a hearty HOO-RAH for their new-found inner Studley Man-ness. Cuz let's face it, girls, WE can't get away with saying our va-jay-jays got bigger after we lost weight and make it sound like a GOOD thing... :w00t:
  9. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! And I seriously bet you're right! How many guys READ that thread and are pulling out the rulers? HAHAHA!!! :w00t:
  10. BethFromVA

    Anyone else bigger "down yonder"?

    HH, you naughty boy. :w00t: Remember, I was there that weekend with you, sipping banana daiquiris and wrestling with you and that chimp in the pool filled with Jell-O. Nine hundred pounds? REALLY? :sneaky:
  11. BethFromVA

    Anyone else bigger "down yonder"?

    Yes, please -- before and after pics. For research, of course. :w00t:
  12. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    No, you're that other dwarf, Dopey.
  13. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    They have meds for what ails you. Smile. :w00t:
  14. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    *SNORKLE* :w00t:
  15. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Okay, lady, for the LAST time -- swiping my credit card through your cleavage or butt crack does NOT make you a PayPal accepter!
  16. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    I'm heading for the erm johnson thread.
  17. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    Ya got me there...
  18. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Oh, they dared. Yup... Unleash Fanny.
  19. BethFromVA

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    HOLY COW, Fanny, IS THAT YOURS??
  20. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Mod? MOD??? We need a clean-up in aisle 3!
  21. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    Would it cause that "odd swelling" again?
  22. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    No, hon, YOUR purse is the one with the perpetual hum. And Fanny says "whilst"... *snicker*
  23. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Yes, but I have an endless supply of antibiotics for... oh, wait. You were talking about... Never mind. :smile2:
  24. BethFromVA

    I have a complaint!

    Okay, wait. Plain's a queen and I know EXACTLY what he has in his purse. He has an autographed photo of Tim Curry from Rocky Horror (in full drag, of course, duh), a squirt gun, tickets to a roller derby from 1988, and a Barbie doll sans head but with some VERY peculiar markings and scratches in the pubic area.
  25. BethFromVA

    Seriously curious

    I know, right? He looks better than I ever will. Damn him.

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