krtork
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Productive? Jobs?
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Too much fun!:thumbup:
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You mean if you have the band and you get preggers your babies will have bands around their necks! I think my BF would like that idea! Anybody else ever hear of this? Anybody? Is anybody out there???
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Nighty, night!
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If you soak the bread in pickle juice it should go down just fine!
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I'm runnin for my life!
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That is the pits! I have been there, done that!
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We are like family now! You are welcome to move into my trailer, um, I mean mobile home.
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I think you are a little "fishy" - look where you post! I really just wanted to use the hotline and see if it worked. Oh, you mean that it has to be a car! WTH, I was planning a full trade in on my man. You know, when I get this smokin' hot bod after I lose all the weight - I will be looking for someone that is as gorgeous as I am. Can't have a flabby man by my side!
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Sweet! At least you are giving the poor man a job! Hope he is a major hottie! Wouldn't want to look at a hairy butt crack all day long! EWWW!
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That's the one! Butt crack and all!
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Gagged by a donkey!:confused:
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A mob of one - wow! I better call the white house hotline and let them know that you are against this whole healthcare crap! Then maybe you will get more national coverage! Did you trade in your clunker for a new foreign job??
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Wait, you were in TX? Did you know a guy named Shane?? Hmm, maybe that's where I got those damn crabs!
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Oh, my doctor isn't cute - guess I won't ask anymore about the G-spot! Do you think it would be okay to eat a snickers bar on the way home from the hospital? Would that help me find my sweet spot?
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Hey - anybody want to go the ghetto redneck bar in my hood?? I could use a friend. Nobody wants to talk to me at my house because they only talk over meals and I can't eat them anymore! I don't know what to do!
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That's worse than having it on the national news!
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What, did you have a BMI under 25 when you got the band?
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Better watch out - I thought KC was the one LBT revolved around!
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Oh, well sometimes I am a complete idiot! So there is a difference between the G-spot and the sweet spot. Oh, okay. Wait, does anybody else know about this? Anybody?
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KC, we all know the world revolves around you! How could we forget, you won't let us! I find it highly irresponsible that you are letting someone know that they are being cheated on through this thread! How dare you! You and your imaginary friends need to get out and leave other people alone! Did she ask if he was cheating - I don't think so! Quit spewing information that is unnecessary and irrelevant!
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Better than a wick out of my a**!
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Make sure you get it with Large fry and a Large DIET Coke!:confused:
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oh, yeah, if you soak the jerky in pickle juice you could easily eat it on day 2!
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I always thought the band was the "magic bullet"! Ya know, you get the the band and the weight just magically disapears when you hit the sweet spot. What's the sweet spot? Has anybody else heard of the sweet spot?
