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krtork

Gastric Bypass Patients
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  1. krtork

    Seriously curious

    You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused: Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?
  2. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Holy Cow, bow down to the expert! Forget going to the surgeon, what do I need to do to get this band thingy in me? And will I be able to have unprotected sex? I don't wanna get preggers, but I heard the band acts as birth control, especially if you eat chicken strips!
  3. krtork

    Seriously curious

    It might slip. Drinking red wine can make it slip or something like that. That's what I heard from my bff, dh, bil. So it must be true!
  4. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??
  5. krtork

    Seriously curious

    If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait. I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!
  6. krtork

    Seriously curious

    More help whorin around? I was here to get some lessons from you! Crap!
  7. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Monkey with a big head - hmmm?? Of course she always has a long line of hotties at her door!:confused:
  8. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!
  9. krtork

    Seriously curious

  10. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Okay, I will get all of my advice here! Woosh! I really didn't ever want to see him again anyway. I will check in with G4E and Ethel for a fill!
  11. krtork

    Seriously curious

    I think it might have fruit juice. Isn't fruit something we should eat? Does anybody eat fruit?
  12. krtork

    Seriously curious

    oxymoron???
  13. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Gatorade. I want a Firefly- now that sounds like it would be good hydration!
  14. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Of course you can shower silly! You just can't play in the pool! Sux to be you!:confused:
  15. krtork

    Seriously curious

    Has anybody had this happen? Anybody? Is anybody out there?
  16. krtork

    Seriously curious

    If I cry a tear drop in my spoon and drink it, will that be okay?
  17. krtork

    Seriously curious

    What do you do for hydration?
  18. krtork

    Seriously curious

    I hate my surgeon. He put in my band and when I asked to have it removed the next day he said NO! WTH! How will I know if I am hydrated?
  19. krtork

    Seriously curious

    My visual was Shamu!
  20. krtork

    Seriously curious

    :thumbup::smile2:
  21. krtork

    Seriously curious

    You're paying for us to have all of those things! Heck don't quit your job - we would be screwed!:confused:
  22. krtork

    Seriously curious

    What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!
  23. krtork

    Seriously curious

    As long as you had your surgery in the US you should be okay. Your surgeon will be nearby to help you out!
  24. krtork

    Seriously curious

    At least you are getting exercise once a month! That is a great start! You should seriously consider getting preggers, I hear you get more $$$$! And you could get one of them new cars to drive so you could cash your check!
  25. krtork

    Seriously curious

    If they have unusually large heads, I think you have to get the sleeve. Might want to check with your doctor about that!:confused:

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