RestlessMonkey
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SURE come on! What started as a "secret" date in cabo has blossomed into HH, me, Richard, 2 monkeys, Beth, and god only knows WHO else in a hot tub in Tucson on a Tuesday. If you really want a piece of THAT action, well, you go girl. Bring rum. Lots of rum.
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Don't worry krtork told me to check craigslist I can get a donkey easy I gotta have a back up incase HH doesn't come thru with the hot tub, monkeys, richard, bananas, daiquiris,.... so you ship your brother and I'll make sure you get the donkeys, skunk and "o"possum.
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Just make sure it's elephant sperm isolate and you'll be fine. Really. Trust me on this.
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Ok that made me spew my elephant sperm protein drink all over my laptop. Darn. Now I can't afford the donkeys to trade Beth for her brother. I HOPE you're happy.
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DAMN I forgot you know how to read. Cacafaculaca.
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I thought you were getting the band debanderated. In Mexico. and yes, it will corrode your band and you'll get minnows in the fill. On the bright side tho this way you wont' get preggo from oral.
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Mexico anyone?? I have a surgey date.
RestlessMonkey replied to Stacy0614's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
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Ok. I'll ship the donkeys, skunk, and my husband the nurse out tomorrow. SWOON quiet riot. Don't tell HH.
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And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.
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We really did have a possum on our back porch but that was a few years ago. I did see a goat tied to a trampoline earlier this week. Will that work?
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Ok THREE donkeys and a skunk for your brother. Does he REALLY have 80's hair? (sigh...blink blink)
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LOL are YOU invited too? GOOD GRIEF that man can't keep it in his speedos.
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Yes WW will work. Over and over. :thumbup:
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Beth I'll trade you 2 donkeys and a skunk for your brother.
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Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with Florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM. so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH? Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish. but ask your doc.
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You aren't getting enough water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce. are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.
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look I asked my surgeon and the computer programmer in the office next door AND I read 18 books I got from amazon but you do what your doc says.
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Look as long as you get 64 ounces, you can switch water for beer, rum, or gin.
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YES. Clear liquids week one. You think we just drink WATER? WHere is your week one BOOK for goodness sake? Save the Bailey's for week two...creamy liquors.
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Guido the bouncer, yes. He let me in after I granted certain favors. Good thing I'm a monkey without morals. NOW I have to go to eBay and bid on Beth's brother. Bother.
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NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation. but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best. I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon. And stay hydrated.
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OK Let's go to Mexico and we can get deband-ded AND drink tequila.
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ON MYSELF? WITH MY CRAP SKILLS? I think not! (snort) Now back to Beth's brother....
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I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.
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I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!! Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH