RestlessMonkey
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With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.
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How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.
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It's not Beth's possum that's powerful. Or so I've heard. From her 5th cousin, the possum. and her brother.
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Fickle, me???? I'll admit I'm RESTLESS...But I only abuse you, and TPG, and plain and HH, and KC and Carrie. Mostly you. I'm true blue!
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Wait till she finds out I've been whoring around with HH (I always wanted to whore around) . I'll be pureed monkey. WAH!!!!
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A wardrobe malfunction is good for like 5000 words. At least that's the deal WE have.
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Beth HH just jumped onto the "3 days post op" thread. I think you may owe him some sexual favors.
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Yeah she scares me too. Think Godzilla vs Bambi. And I'm not the Godzilla character. I had the gall to ask her for a source for her "statistics" once. I still have the bitter scars.
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And actually a Lasagna Puree Enema is often prescribed post op if people take too much of their "opioid based" pain pills.
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OMG now THAT is sick.
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Oh plain. if you promise to dress up like Tim Curry, well....Wasa and Beth can have HH. Oddly entertaining, no...just reading the "responses".
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Like you need a reason
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I always thought of it as more of a RINK RINK RINK sound but let's not quibble.
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No dear, MJ didn't die. He's just in a hyperbaric chamber in heaven.
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Uh, yeah. That's right. You're the sane one. Uh huh. Just let me back out of this room and you can keep the pretty scissors........
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tough love in action. :biggrin: Beth is just misunderstood. And HH is gonna be in some flung poo.
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Ok EVERYBODY LAY OFF THE POSSUM. Notice I said "Lay OFF". Not "LAY" Poor "o" possum anyway. He's Beth's 5th cousin and doesn't deserve such treatment.
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Carrie C...whatever the voices tell you, DO THE OPPOSITE. Beth...NEVER let sewing come between you and the board EVER again. TPG...do what you want. You will anyway.
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When you help so much that they ban you, stay in touch, ok? LOL You do have a gentle way about you. Now as to HH...he cheats on us with Wasabubblebutt, too.
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I think 2 days ago she was going to remove her band with her nail clippers if she had to. Then she ate something thin her brother cooked up. ? Drama is best done by young teen women. I guess.
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Oh Beth, i told him the SAME thing when i was tightening that chastity belt (read cage for the johson) on him the other evening, just before I got out the coffee and the camera. He is apparently very disobedient.
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Yeah, the "erm" johnson thread is what I was thinking (hoping). I will say with 1000000% honesty that I have NEVER had a naked photo of myself make me feel better. About anything.
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You know, THEY. THE THEY. The they that "just because you think THEY are out to get you doesn't mean THEY aren't" THEY.
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LOL And well you know they say there's a thin (thin oh snorkle again) line between love and hate. And...where there's smoke there's fire. And they say other things too. They say stuff. At any rate....anger=passion...? I'd hate to lose HH though. :biggrin: She can't abuse him like we can.
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No. You'll just post it on the "Food and Nutrition" page. And yes, Beth, perceptive as ever. It involves possum, HH, Plain, Tim Curry, a couple of saddles, and some latex.
