brian10x

I've been trolling this forum for months, and its been a wealth of information. Things are starting to get real, as my insurance company says I will have a decision within 5 days. My doctor says they kinda have to say yes. On my surgeon's web page,it says he's done over 3000 procedures. Now, I'm a man that isn't scared of a whole lot. I race cars, shoot guns, wrestle grizzly bears for fun (well, two out of three ain't bad) and I usually just duct tape my wounds and walk it off. But I'm 59 and I am thinking about death a lot. What is my surgeon gets bored and falls asleep? I guess I should make a will. I don't want the state to get my dogs or my guns if I die. Or my collection of studded leather BDSM gear.

I am strongly considering having my surgical procedure done without anesthetic. Since cleaning myself up, I've been very cautious about taking any sort of drug or using any substance that alters my perception. I have a high tolerance for pain and I'm refusing all pain medication. I made the same choice a couple years back when they had to remove a foreign object from my rectum. Lots of pain at first, but after about 30 minutes it was tolerable. Has anyone else done this?

Its always been such a satisfying experience. Especially those hard ones that don't even require a wipe. I guess I should resign myself to little ones now. Small price to pay, I guess in the big picture.

I go under the blade on the 27th. My orientation booklet says not to have strenuous sex for four weeks after surgery? I usually masturbate furiously several times a week. This just won't work for me. I can't think straight unless I "clear the plumbing". I wonder if there is something I can take to reduce my sex drive? Pictures of Nancy Pelosi maybe?

I had to re-schedule from last Monday because my blood sugar was 435. Mostly my fault because I stopped medication way too early. (I thought if a little time is good, a lot must be better) I've been getting it down every day. Down to 360. I'm running out of time. I've called, faxed, emailed my doctor and any one in his sphere of influence. He doesn't work Fridays. He takes the day off to rape sheep or drop acid or something. They are trying to get a message to him. He may not get back to me until Monday, and surgery is Wednesday! You think he will shoot me up with insulin, or will it be too late by then? I'm screwed, aren't I ? I'm frankly surprised I'm not banned yet. Its coming soon I'm sure!!

Also, trying to get my doctor to increase my medication before surgery Wednesday. a*****e only works until noon, then he apparently drops acid and enjoys a round or two of ass sex and can't be reached. Until I'm almost f**king dead, that is.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

I'd love to see that! This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

The best thing about women my age (yeah, opinion) is they know how to kiss. Takes a while to get really good at it. Great! Now i have to service the plumbing again!

You ain't kidding girl.

That is such a relief to hear that. I need to keep tuned up since after I lose some weight I'm going after some hot middle-aged babes.

I hope you are right! I'd hate to have to explain to the doctor how I tore my stitches !

Well I'm 59, never married, and have an abnormally high sex drive. I'm going to lose 100 lbs and get my old job back in the adult film industry. Don't judge me. I bring happiness to many.

Great advice. This should also help with my diabetes related leg pain. Walking, and maybe some time on my stationary bike.

I didn't add the ** in my reply. It must have been automatic. I assume the audience here is composed mostly of tender snowflakes, and the last thing I want to do is intrude on someone's safe space. Oh, Motherfacker!

I asked God, and he wants me here. Says, even though I'm working to be a better person, he's got to smooth out a few rough edges first. Did I say a few? f**k!

ACTUALLY, I'm more of a "burn me and throw the ashes into the trash". After all, I'm gone, why waste resources?

Or I could die.

The Gila Bend Dairy Queen! Too bad I won't get to experience ice cream heaven again.

In preparation, I've gone out and gotten new tattoos:

I'm actually developing a DIY liposuction apparatus. It uses a Dyson vacuum and a series of adapters, with a catch bucket for all the fat. As an ex-auto mechanic, I got the idea after bleeding brakes one day.