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Morsaille

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  1. http://www.sex-lexis.com/ Here is a fun dictionary, has some more synonyms for you in case you were running low.
  2. Hey guys! Long time no sex talk, eh? Hey Nykee..*whispers* you can have one of mine... Got the Adam & Eve mailer a couple days back and saw a new toy that I think would be hard to own. A round blow-up bouncy seat with a dildo right in the middle. I was like, great, you wouldn't slip off... but after the cowgirl hat gets thrown, where do you stash it? Same deal with the swing. Sure it holds 400 pounds, but a matte-black swing set in your house would be a little hard to explain to the folks (or the babysitter). and about the fancy new man toys, my DH'd be jealous, but he is considering the kit where you make a cast of your lovers package. Purty neat new fangled gear, but I haven't given up on the naughty forest romps au naturel. Glad its back, I missed the fun
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    Overfilled, but by how much

    I am back! You ladies are so special! THANK YOU! I was just feeling alone and scared. They removed .3cc so I have 1.3 now and can swallow. I sucked down a bottle of Water, a Protein shake, some liquid Tylenol ('cause my head was splittin'), and got a nap. I am at 98% now and am so glad I didn't die :drama: Pretty sure it is my fault for not stirring up the barium. The fluoro was showing restriction of the watery barium juice and not the thick chalky stuff at the bottom of the cup. Much love to everyone! I am back and have a new found empathy for those who speak out against "aggressive fills". Slow IS the way to go! *shaking finger*
  4. I had my fill today. I had been wide open for some time. The tech nearly doubled my capacity taking me from 1cc to 1.6cc. That was at 3:00 and since then I have only been able to swallow (and keep down) about a cup of warmed water. I have produced about four times this volume in saliva, slime, and foam. I searched and found a helpful post by Alexandra that suggested the OP "wait out" initial overfill symptoms within the first few hours and days of a fill. I am watching myself for dehydration and have not given up on the sipping. I figure I will call when the office opens tomorrow. It is new Bandland territory for me. Has anyone else been through this? What did you do? Thanks peeps. for helping me through my rough spot.
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    Overfilled, but by how much

    Calling now. Nobody had been here? Really? Geez, now I am kind of scared. Plus, I have the dehydration headache.
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    Hope it's not too cold. .poor wavydaby! She was next in line
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    The "DeLarla's Back" Fun Thread

    I could just black myself out and leave my naked buddies to do all the public snow dancing...but where would I post them..? Maybe I should just start up a website of my own. ha They were filming a mini-series that I don't think ever aired; Romeo and Juliet: the murder mysteries or something similar. I ran into the blond Baldwin on a vacated lot. Is it really spelled with a "v"? Now I feel silly Really incredible lists people!
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    Thread Killers

    I think we have a genuine thread killing attempt in progress... Use of the silent "P" On other threads it has been a sure indication of lockdown in progress "in here life is Beautiful" Oh, and P'Nut... where did you find the picture of the Mactal giving mammograms?
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    The "DeLarla's Back" Fun Thread

    Lets see... I kissed Darius Rucker aka "Hootie" I have been in all but three states I was once in four states at the same time I've watched the heat lightning at 2 am on the plains I've been swimming in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans I had a lot of fun on a Florida freeway during one of those "monsoon" type rainstorms Danced with a cowboy while he sang "Amarillo by Morning" in my ear Danced naked in the snow at 14,000 feet and have pics to prove it Seen lightning with no thunder and heard thunder with no lightning I once peeled and ate an agave cactus while living in the desert I ruined my favorite calf-skin gloves peeling an agave cactus I speak enough French and Spanish to really get into trouble I can give myself a full bath with one canteen of Water I really got into trouble speaking French on a train I sang New York, New York in a Seattle dive. I touched a whale accidentally at 58 feet I've made, and slept in, a snow cave I was kissed by Sir Elton John Name dropping time... Jacob Dylan (wallflowers), Stephen Baldwin, Chris Isaak, Bill Clinton, Caroline Kennedy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, our current prez... listed in order of face-time, from "heart to heart" to "hey, great to meet ya, bye" You all rock, those are some GREAT lists people! Thanks foodstampchamp for the info, my mind went blank at midnight. Maybe I should stop kissing on men whose name I can't remember? Brenda
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    question why mushies but not liquids?

    I know this is probably unnecessary, but there are thickening agents that you can add to drinks to make them more esophagus friendly. I spent quite a bit of time in and around the geriatric community a few years back and many older people can not tolerate liquids. Maybe health food or medical supply stores? Sorry you are having a hard time, Brenda
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    Psycho is a little strong, don'cha think? Let's just say you are among friends...
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    Geez, you just made me squirt Crystal Light out of my nose... P'Nut!
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    oh, and the sad little fishy... I looked at it and thought that maybe obesity was spreading through the animal kingdom, a fish with a double chin?
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    SOTC thread...Why NOT to post when your angry

    Did someone call me?
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    Love you guys for making it great!
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    Never said you were cute, I did say you had a hairy ass...
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    Am I the weirdo that thinks they are adorable?
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    you're right! That is a bad joke I am still laughing!
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    primate performance art?
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    ...pretty sure the straight guys'd fit on the barstool too... and women for that matter...
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    Baboon-sicle... Was it the peer pressure or is it social commentary?
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    need immediate reply please

    I crushed a tylenol PM in a ziplock baggie last week adn stirred it into some plain yogurt last week. It was nasty but al least the yogurt didn't give any false sense of security going in. Try a little coffee...sometimes the caffiene is just the thing. Hope you feel better soon!
  23. I know it wasn't you Donna ((hugs)) This was an Aussie version of one my former Marine uncle sends out about once a month. Silly Uncle... No blame from me, K?
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    Who Still Drinks Caffeine In The Morning??

    Try and do a little breakfast though, it will start up your metabolism HOURS earlier than usual and speed up the weight loss.
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    Who Still Drinks Caffeine In The Morning??

    I still do, afraid I'd die without it. Sugar-free for me.

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