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Do you know why the Devil gets trashed so much in the Bible? For a lot of reasons but the main one is it was written by God's Friends.Sorry you were as weak as a newborn kitten yesterday but you'll be up and roaring soon . Are you getting all your walkies[emoji150] and drinkies[emoji483] under control. Gosh I want and hope to be where you are[emoji541] in May! Hope I can convince someone at OSU to see,things[emoji817] my way[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Then surgery day is almost upon you, Good luck,and I hope you heal smoothly and painlessly[emoji106][emoji14] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Roxine ---does it hurt too? I need to know these things because I yearn to join you and Mattymatt in "Kangaroo-land" where everybody has a pouch. May get me a t-shirt with one on it, maybe praying, when it gets too big I can sleep in it. LOL Now to decide on a color, maybe powder blue or pink, yeah pink cause I'm going to be a girl kangaroo.[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

@nycgirl18 wishing for you The loss of 5 lb so you can be in Twoferville, at 323 I yearn for it myself. You are about the height I used to be before menopause condensed my spine down to 5ft8in, don't miss Aunt Flo, like most of my live relatives she showed up at the most inconvenient times, but I hate the idea of getting shorter. Only benefit I see is the shorter you are the higher your BMI is, maybe,the surgeon will take pity on a poor old obese ME? I'm willing to appear needy,if it gets me my RnY sooner. Good luck with your wedding plans![emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Yeah but her cholesterol,is 300, that's not cool for SURGERY. Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Well one baddish thing I can see Grizzly Kitten is with a cholesterol that high you surely have a fatty liver, you probably will have to go on a lower or no fat diet soon, and you'll be one of the ones who may be on a liver shrinking liquid diet for a month or so pre surgery. Not making fun of you, I probably will have one like that too although the last level they did I was okay. Might just do it on general principles. I look fat, ergo,my bodily organs are too.The not so hidden benefit I'll probably shed weight on it! Yippee skippee! Anyway welcome and let's go on this journey together for ,good things coming at the end![emoji13][emoji13][emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Haven't been back to see him[emoji107] since, figured at 72 and sexually continent at this point, dang it, not enough,is going,on down there to require a Pap test. If I had an unquenchable desire to have one My PCP could do it, and. Medicare wouldn't pay for one after 75 anyway because then they don't think it mandatory. And my PCP is pretty polite, if he isn't I call him "Junior" and he usually backs down. In fact he's one of my biggest cheerleaders when it comes to me having bariatric surgery. Said not only would I feel better about myself physically and emotionally, he' d like to keep me as a patient for many more years. He said that and then I swear, we both blushed, well at my age it could have been simple flushing but I accepted it anyway.[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Let me share what my gynecologist, the little twit, said to me. He's doing my breast exam, looks up at me and says " for a fat girl you're not overly developed there!" Those C cups nursed 3 babies, thank you very much! I'm naturally a Junior albeit a very very large one. If they ran that large I would be a 27 or 29, so my dream is to get down to a 15 or so. Much less with my bone structure I would look emaciated. As a clue, although my fingers are NORMAL sized, did you know the average American woman's ring size is a 6 and half, that's my left ring finger, the right is somewhere between 6 and 6 and.a quarter, I have longer than average thigh bones and size 11-12M feet. So a 15 would be so cool for me at 72.[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Might be preferable to cushion belly-itis, I have a cousin with Dolly Parton syndrome. She floats upright when she goes swimming. Its natural too, I said to her "Pammy Jo". yeah we do have a Dixie branch, "guys just must love to see you!" She said " I'm thinking of changing my name to Palmy Jo, guy came up to me and palms forward tried to rub my breasts", she said "all I could think to say was EXCUSE ME!" Now I can think of a few more things I SHOULD have said". She is really a very nice person but Mother Nature was cruel to her and she says she has yet to have a guy looK her in the eyes. [emoji20] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

I think when I start my liquid diet it won't even take food smells to set me off, bet even coffee brewing will do,it for me![emoji39] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

So how did your testing go? Hope they didn't find anything to slow your surgery down.[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

I've never heard of this diet plan. Is it still working out for you okay? Seems like every surgeon has their own slant on how thing should be done. Where is yours located? And when is your surgery date?[emoji39] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Best wishes for a great surgery and a smooth healing[emoji108] Please update us Tania as soon as you get a chance. We're all ears!![emoji101] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Azz underwires, coaxial cable, barbed wire, steel braided rope? Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Stick,the 4 oz,lead weights in your bra, tell them you had great nipple development! Wear a tool belt with several hammers[emoji375] and an axe or hatchet hanging from it. Put roofing nails or carriage bolts[emoji374] in your pockets along with,the,pennies. Gosh now you've,got my imagination on a roll![emoji113][emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

AuntieSilly,[emoji300]my soul sister![emoji301] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

His philosophy: We made all them[emoji501] By God we're going to shake all them[emoji501] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Maybe even a hard hat, tell them you're apprehensive of falling objects[emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Yippee it IS going to happen for you! Thrilled tree top high to hear it![emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Hey@Macpower, I haven't heard any details yet! Wakie Wakie it's time to confess your knowledge of this whole process.[emoji40] I'm anxious to,hear, you don't want me riddled with anxiety at my age, do you?[emoji39][emoji13] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Are everyone doing well today? Its April and today Its actually,kind of warm in my part of Ohio![emoji13][emoji39] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Well it's your Day of Days and by now if you're not there you are probably on your way. Please,remember we are all proud you sought this, made your decision for this and are committing yourself to a brand new lifestyle. Have a perfect surgery and a speedy recovery. We hope to be updated as soon as you are able. In the meantime keep remembering you are loved and matter a lot to all of us![emoji106][emoji39] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

And hopefully you didn't pick up C. Diff in the hospital, once you get that it's difficult,to,control or get over.[emoji20] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

Please don't pour your unused drugs down the drain. Our local water, so many,people have done that upstream that you will test positive for drugs even though you're not an user. Many municipalities draw and discharge from rivers, reservoirs and lakes.[emoji20][emoji477][emoji20] Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

How are all of my peeps doing out there ? Tomorrow will be warm,,the last cold day could be over bit it's hard to be certain. Does anybody know what Farmers Almanack is predicting? Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app