Over and Out

Okay, I'm done.  I'm being myself and apparently offending people left and right.  I'm mortified by that.

I am very direct when dealing with facts, and I have a very warped sense of humor.  Neither translates well on the internet unless you know me personally. 

WHY can't I delete this profile?

BAN me, whatever.  Just get me off this f#@ing site. (Even Facebook lets you quit, for God's sake.)  I promise I'll still visit your store.