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I think vodka is a stretch - sure it's regional - if we're talking backwoods moonshine with some lipton bags put in it. ***what ya get Plain for threatening my life with your 'list' - at least you got my nickname right***

And I'll take however many 'friends' (imaginary or real) that I want out to my car with me this morning - thank you very much!

You count yours!

I do sometimes need to bite my tongue - but most coworkers say I have perfected the art of basically telling someone to shape up or no you are not going to get away with that while maintaining a sing-song quality to my voice and a smile on my face. I usually don't worry about the young hoodlums who try to show me they're tough - it's the one's who basically act like I don't exist and could care less if I know they are packing that I am leery of - and when multiples of them enter the room - I stay out because usually they're planing retaliation and I don't want to be responsible for hearing any of it. I am careful though - I'll walk out with someone this am.

Well the mom went not so quietly shouting some nonsense about 'you better watch your back' and the son and 'friend --uuhmmm fellow hoodlum' attempted to intimidate me by pulling up shirts slightly so as not make sure I noticed what they had hidden and proceeded to ask if I was still sure that they couldn't stay. Here's my response: "Our visiting hours have ended for the night and this does apply to everyone including the 3 of you - you are welcome to come back when we re-open at 0800. You may choose to leave now or I will be happy to have security assist you. Please make sure to leave your weapons at home when you return tomorrow because I would hate for you to shoot yourself when you sit down - but if you show up here again with them - the police will come escort you to their house and you will not be allowed back in the hospital ever. You all have a good night now." Needless to say there were a few explitives shouted in return as they reluctantly went down the hall.

I gave it - look about a page back! I think there was a lot of rapid posting at the time (uuhhmmm Beth)

Keep watching for fun - but it only gets raunchier!

Aww Shucks - everybody's gone to bed - no one to play with - makes me very sad! :wink2:

Farm animals were all given tranquilizers thank goodness! Unfortunately the same did not apply to their families - some of whom might need to be put down. Yo mamma better step it on out of my face, tone down the attitude and tell her oh so high as a kite son to get him and his gun-toting friends out of my unit!

Well Hell I think both sides are dangerous - let's let Plain have a reign!

BTW - I love this game and that you're all up with me!

No - that's no fun - I have that!

Dangit - you were too fast for me!

Oohhhh YEahh!!!!! I hit the 1000 - what's my prize dammit!?!

I'm telling ya - it's my new sad addiction - pretty much porn disguised as good weekly drama! Kat - so excited about bebe coming! Ktork - belated congrats on anniversary!

Ahh - Plain - You've been missed - can't believe I'm saying it I can / will kick all y'all beyotches ass' . In your dreams! But I can't wait for that night - think we're all in for some fun!

That's me - big old tease with a smile to boot!

I share! - You haven't heard everything yet!

please please on the chicken thread ?REALLY? Lulu - sorry about your puppy hon! Indicators that tonight should be interesting: -I pull up to hospital and there are 7 ambulances, 5 police cars, 2 police vans, and 2 helicopters outside! -There are no less than 150 patient visitors in the ICU waiting room - had to work hard to part the waters in the hall just to get to work - heaven forbid we have an emergency and have to run some people over. - Walking into the ICU - there were 3 different patients screaming at the top of their lungs and 2 others making farm noises (I distinctly heard mooing and baaaing) Gosh dang it this could be fun!!!!!!

I find it interesting that primo uno is always coming to borrow things from you!??? Is he not working next door? HMMM! Oh you guys are sweet - don't think so - think I'm just a nice break from the testosterone fest next door - sadly he's used to skankness - his flaw! But it's fun none the less. SLIM - I only looked out my window like 20 times! Lulu - I think I need to come down and do some private doggy nursing while you guys go vaca - I vaca - you vaca - it's a good thing! And I see hot texas men - really good thing!

Yes - I'm up, showered and already greeted the primo uno hottie - who of course needed to borrow my dustpan and broom - darn! Oh - people who think I'm young - LOVE IT! But I do always say that I am convinced I get younger with age! Wasn't too hard since they were working outside my bedroom window while I was 'trying' to go to sleep! Oohhh - tough quandry - not sure how I lean now? But since I'm wide awake - bring on the hottness!!!!

Slim - as far as where the missing posts go - I think it's Plain pulling a practical joke - since he's denying us his written humor Beth - hang in there - let me know what I can do and ? - what is talking fish? I am finally home for the night - morning - day - whatever you want to call it - better jump into bed soon since I'll be getting up in 4.5 hrs. :sneaky:

I like it when you're late though - it makes me think you are getting more sleep - have a splendid day. Tootles everyone (sorry - lack of sleep is affecting me oddly this am)

Beth - prayers are up hon - hang in there! OK on a lighter note - let's have some lessons from work: lesson#1 - if you have come in because you have multiple gun shot wounds throughout your body (and it's not your first trip for that reason) and you have multiple tattoos everywhere - do NOT cry to me when I give you a tetanus shot. lesson#2 - if you are a Dr and a RN politely informs you that you have ordered a wrong (very wrong) dose of a critical medication - the correct response is thank you - not 'I don't have time for this trivial crap'!

I agree - way to go!