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HAG- Quit spreading your lies, hatred, and filth you infest the world with nastiness - shrivel up and die already!

Excuse me - this is a family thread their are young minds who fail to seek proper pre-surgical advise and ask stupid repetitive questions who might read this and I don't think your potty mouth is what they need to hear

Well of course he can't support you - you weigh a ton - literally - gheez - he's not the hulk although you were right about the syphilis turning him a weird shade of green

Get out of town - doing it missionary style and only after marriage helps you lose weight?!?! Ya but if you have more than 4 boyfriends and sleep with them all then you get yours for free so you would have been ok since you're going on 6 - oh wait 7 - sorry forgot Randy dumped you for not sharing fluffy after you gained that last 200 lbs [bOh yeah - that's a great idea - please just make sure you lick the needle real good first so as to make sure no drops of pickle juice come in contact with your skin - otherwise you go blind and get cancer of the arse.[/b]

Not since you still have 300 to lose you idiot - get real! No but give a show like hag's but use zebra's instead and you will have it funded in no time!

You can't buy a replacement for Fluffy - that's illegal unless you're HH - cause he's King of all things - especially my world.

Carrie - take you pills -in regards to the 'super size' your dyslexia is coming back - it's a c - not an e and it goes before the k - think back to grade school. Hag - I 'll give you a cut alright - cut you up one side and down another with my 'chete - (took it off a pt) - don't you ever threaten me girl - I f'in take you down you pole suckin fat pimple squeezing, poor excuse for white trash lving donkey humper!

NO - you will gain weight - Duhh they put Fluid in - fluid = weight - get a life and ask a real question next time - I don't have time for idiots like you - and no that is not an attack - I only deal in facts No one does care - this is not about you - no one likes you as far as ice cream goes - eating sorbet is better - it's fruit based you know!

By the way ms Hag - you're offer no longer was the highest bidder so the pictures of your stay in said ER are now posted on youtube - HH has more to offer than you could ever hope to.

KTORK - I don't know who you think YOU are but nobody appreciates a know it all.! Again - I don't think she ever asked for your sarcasm - if you do not have something constructive to say - get a life, a possum or some chicken lips of your own dammit!

Plain can hook you up with this new product called aspray. It's what got him pregnant - good stuff apparantly - only a few small forest creatures were harmed in the making of each 1 oz.

Yes mexicali donkeys practice safe sex - tijuana's like it dirty.

by buzz - I assume you are referring to the enjoyment of some honey - Correct?

Dear MRS HAG: The viewer's of this thread would appreciate a warning before such vulgar images are made all too clear - You will now be expected to reimburse the cost of my dinner which has apparently made a reappearance. Maybe your pickle would have helped. Thank kindly, the legal team

I don't appreciate your candor - what exactly do you find funny. PLease refrain from interjecting into this very serious topic unless you have something constructive to offer - such as a replacement to give fluffy a break!

I thought we were talking about MJ - listening to Stevie Wonder might improve your chance of getting pregnant - give fluffy a break though!

NO - Shriveled up hags who listen to bad music can't get pregnant - however apparently eating possum helps which you should find plentiful behind your trailer.

Well I might not have to - trauma call just went out - somebody's bleeding already!

Supposedly nothing - just getting 'general' video for a health story - boring!

Couldn't put it better myself! ? - Why are there television crews outside the hospital? - Going to have find that out!

She barks at everything - she didn't really keep me up - once I'm up I'm up. I think it has to do with my body being used to not getting much sleep - so if I wake up it thinks it's just time. OH WELL!

Ok so I did wake up early (not that early though Slim)- no not the hotties (my puppy barking at something moving by - maybe a leaf) - I got almost 4 hours. My mom sent me a text saying the flights tomorrow are really full from NY (they're on a vaca) through CHicago and they fly standby (dad was a pilot). SO I pray they are able to get here - if not I'll walk for her instead of with her.

Ok dog is fed, walked and loved on - off to bed but the hotties are outside the window again! Sadly I believe this is their last day at this house - then they move down to my other neighbor about 4 houses down. :wink2: Talk to you all in a little less than 5 hours.

Ok - so I just got home again - this time it wasn't even for meetings but the poor new nurse I was training had an insane night - and by the time our shift ended still had not documented anything - so I just had to sit there and walk her through the night's activities - poor thing she was in a daze with all the crazies. OK LOVE True Blood, Nurse Jackie & Hung (still warming up to this one though - needs to pick up the pace) - now I wonder what they all have in common besides being on cable television?! No problems leaving the hospital - don't be mad but I walked out on my own - no worries guys - It's just normal for a lot of us - I had my ipod in and didn't think anything of it. For every 'crazy' and ill-mannered patient/visitor there are a multitude of others who are so adorable you just want to squeeze them and take them home with you and then we have the entitled ones who feel because they are in the top earnings bracket for the city that they get 'special' treatment and none of the rules apply to them. It's all about balance ALCOHOL - dang it jealous again - go back to work tonight and with family coming in town - wont drink till next weekend :wink2::nanahump: So please enjoy 5 drinks each for me - my vote is for the swirly things.