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heather....where is your sig and av?

oh man... lol i am awaiting the photos to be mailed to me. i think i looked really good in the corset. but man was i trashed!! LOL I woke up sunday and still felt drunk. i told DH he better enjoy nights out like that because i can't get that drunk when i have the band. but my legs still hurt from dancing and dipping that I did. I think I danced for 4 hours straight with only one break to go pee. LOL

speaking of new do's. i am so pissed right now. I went into the salon this weekend to get the blonde highlites in my hair cut out, and to have a shine done on my hair. same color, but just a boost of shine. I came out with dark brown hair. the idiot woman dyed my hair this dark red/brown color cause she thought it would look nice. so now twice a day i am shampooing my hair like crazy to try and wash as much of the dye out as possible.

oh wow she looks like she had fun!! LOL My son is like that. He would rather just lower his mouth into a trough and root around lol my daughter on the other hand uses a whole napkin after every bite, and hates getting dirty. she has been that way from the beginning.

oh screw it all. tell bad jokes. it sorts out those with a sense of humor and those with a stick jammed up their butts. LOL I am just like you Telly. I actually have a group of friends that are a lot like myself. We were affectionately refered to as "Jerk Central" on another site, till we offended too many people (a few on purpose HA!) and got banned. Oh well. Now we have a board of our own, with no entrance to any outsiders, where we ist around and enjoy each others really warped and dry sense of humor. It helps get all the jerky urges out so i can be normal with others. Its quite therapeutic! Esp since one of us a is head shrinker.

I bike for an hour every morning. I have no idea how many hours, it is a program that I run, then watch the news. HA! Then I do the eliptical till I feel like passing out 3 times a week. Twice a week I work my arms and core.

nut, have you checked on fitday to see how much you would burn taking care of him for the day? I bet you would find that your basal burn and your lifestyle burn, plus the child care burns more than you realize!!

I think there are lots of people that do the same thing with New England as they do with New Mexico.

The reason a shoe saleswoman would tell you that is so that you have some space for TOM and other times when your feet swell. If you buy it on a perfect day, and then TOM comes around and your feet gain half a size (mine do sometimes) then your foot would be sticking out over the edge. Best to err on the side of caution with this one i think.

The scale keeps going down!! I am now 355 as of this morning! I can't believe this! I get on the scale and the weight stays steady! Oh I am so happy!

what a fabulous idea!! and no butter or grease or pan spray!! i love it!

Just curious, but do any of you bandsters like these? They are super cheap (usually $.98 at Wally World) and are small portions. They have a gourmet line, a line with the basics like mac and cheese and meatloaf, a kids line with fun shaped chicken nuggets, and a diet line that even has some low carb options. Like I said, it is small portion, but that is why I thought it would be great for bandsters. I love their lean chicken alfredo, and their lean meatloaf and mashed potatoes. And the portion is perfect with a salad. If you haven't seen them before check them out. The quality isn't like lean cusine, but the price is worth it, and come on...its a frozen dinner. what do you expect? LOL

i found some online about a year ago. It really did wonders for my chipmunk cheeks, and evened plumped up my lips!! Do some searches on Google and maybe you can find something.

That is such a simple idea!! I can't believe I didn't think about that. I usually bag up and freeze spaghetti sauce and chili for quick dinners for the family. I don't know why I didn't think about doing bandster size meals like that. Thanks Kristen!!!! You rock.

Productive Burp. Its when something gets stuck and you burp it back up. Welcome to LBT from another Floridian!! You'll be in a bikini on the sandy beaches in no time!!

you know, i had a close friend who had fibroids really badly, and she had a hard time every month for TOM. When she finally had that surgery her TOM was smooth sailing. Lots less pain and cramping. I am so glad to hear that you are allright, that they were all non-cancerous, and that the PS was able to sew you back up for minimal scarring and tight muscles.

I think about her when I am working out at the gym. She keeps me on the eliptical. LOL:faint:

just saw this article on MSN. It is pretty funny, but focuses on the serious issue. Did you know that the addiction to tanning has actually clinically labeled? If you are addicted to tanning you have "Tanorexia". The first step is admitting you have a problem. *SNICKER* :heh:

ok, the bottom two scars look like happy faces LOL I love that! even though it might be a trick with the light. It is awesome!!

I think tess is feeling groovy right now. LOL I sure do hope that a new band being placed is going to stay in place, and not slip again! Diane, how are you feeling today?

I think Kat will win. Purely because she is almost there. She has the look, and she has a nice voice, but she just needs some 'learnin'. With a little control she could do well. But she will never be as good as Chris. :second:

Thanks guys. I am lovin that top. I am gonna feel super confident on saturday night!! Ok, so I got on the scale today. I was almost expecting another huge jump like last week. IT ACTUALLY SAID I WAS DOWN ANOTHER 2 POUNDS! So my weigh in weight for this week is 358, but my weight today is 356. I picked up some Isopure. the 40g protein drinks taste like liquid jello. i am loving the blue raspberry this morning. i also got the protein water which has 5g of protein, a slight flavor, lots of vitamins and 20 oz of water. i wonder what the scale will say tomorrow. I think you can start calling me Telly Melly HA!!

heather i love you!! LOL Jacqui - I use a lotion. It is not a tanner where you put it on and *boom* you are tan. It is a gradual thing that takes about a week or two to build up a total tan. then you use it twice or three times a week to keep that color up. no smell. no blotchiness. if you find that there is an area that you do not get as much, you just pay more attention to that area. and this really does not have a smell of any kind. plus it is a moisturizure so your skin is left very soft after many uses.

So here is what I bought for Saturday night. Just have to share cause I am so excited about how I look in it!! :second:

ok...total NSV!! I went to Torrid to look at a new bra, and picked up two new corsets and a cold shoulder shirt and they are A SIZE 3 (20-22)!!!!! OMG OMG OMG Now in pants I still wear a 32, but I think that is going to change majorly when I have the apron removal. OMG OMG And I look hot in the corset! And even hotter in the red cold shoulder top! I am so happy. I can't wait for this weekend!