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much love dork

oh, and dh's hooha is named Thranduil. Mine is called the woodland realm. Not many people will get this...but those that do will understand.

angry pats! i do that! its a little slap on his shaved head. makes a fabulous smacking sound, without causing damage! LOL

i love those shots. i was smiling the whole time i was resizing them for bandayde. Those are precious smiles. and the personality is really shining through in all of them.

greeeeeen cheeeeeeese

when ever it is TOM for me DH and I say i am "broken". he calls me dork. i call him ass. WELL HE IS! lol dork is a huge term of endearment in our household. i find myself calling my friends that and some get offended till i explain. when dh is feeling frisky he drops the dork and starts calling me chica. when our son was born my daughter was starting to speak. She could not say Andy let alone Anderson, do she called him dee-dee. we still slip and call him that from time to time. I also call him little butt cause when he is runnin around nekkid he clenches his but and it looks so tiny. i keep thinking of more, so i will be back with more. lol

turn on the ring of fire!! the ring of FIRE!!!

most of the stuff that dh and i say to each other is not fit to post here. Dh and I are very sarcastic, very playful, and very rude....while being very loving. its just how we are. I haven't heard of any of the terms you used delarla, except for hankerin. that is very southern. other than that it is basically "don't be such and *^&hole" and "f*^% you" all the time, but only said with the sweetest of smiles.

i think it has spread all over the site. kitty litter tends to do that. it gets tracked all over and gets in where you just don't want it.

shark bait! oo ha ha!

morningwood is a great group. i like them too.

they might have chased him out cause he doesn't smell or seem right. he has been to places unknown, and touched by hands. mommas will push a baby right out of the nest when that happens. When I was a little girl we had a baby (and I mean BABY) red robin land on our porch from an overhanging tree branch. We put it in a shoe box and lined it with cotton balls and newpaper. We were so afraid the mom would not come and clean it or feed it. We bought some baby bird food and a syringe to feed it. but no matter what it just wouldn't take it. we even tried forceful feeding. not happeneing. it was getting weak, and my mom taught me about death to prepare me. upong getting up on time i accidentally tapped the side of the box, jolting it. the baby bird just went nuts and held its wide open mouth up high. it needed that mocking of the momma landing on the nest to know it was feeding time. it ate like a champ, and we took care of it till it flew off on its own. i will remember that forever, and it was prolly one of the best ways for a kid to learn about life. it also made me fall in love with how nature works.

the canine species is barking mad because they do not have the thumbs to hold an umbrella to make a mary poppinesque escape. either that or you are the one that stole Pnuts tequila.

I asked my 4 year old daughter these questions. here are her answers. 1) What's the difference between an orange? Well. I have a baby with yellow hair so its ok. 2) What color is your radio... true or false? no. 3) Do you pack your lunch or walk to work? Mommy. you and daddy work so you can make lunch. I want Cereal.

What a sad loss. It is truly tragic for her parents, family, friends and school. I hope they find the answers, and pary they all find some closure.

but it really blows without a nose.

omg that is funny. when i was in junior high my best friend and i created a language that we could speak around others and they would not understand. also has our own alphabet so that notes that were passed could not be read by teachers or fellow students. we got in a lot of trouble for that.

it wasn't deleted. still there. have you been drinking my rum?

I had a stalker that followed me to florida when i moved there for college. I know how scary it can be sue. He made the one mistake not checking things out before just walking up to the door and knocking on it. I was there living with my boyfriend and our male roommate. Both around 250 pounds of solid muscle. hehehehe but my stalker resorted to just lots of calls and following me around for approx 2 years after moving to florida. he was my ex boyfriend that was extremely abusive and dangerous. it all finally ended when we got a call from a police officer that we reported the incidents to on a regular basis. this idiot pulled a gun on the cops when they came to give him his new restraining order. so we don't have to worry about him stalking me anymore. sue....from one stalked girl to another...i do not wish him dead, but i wish you peace in this soon so you do not need to have that constant worry any longer.

oo ha ha sorry i had a nemo moment there.

a very good, expensive rum!

no one explained it to us, so we are just running with the nonsense. started in nonsense, continuing in nonsense, will end with mini me running naked through a feather factory just to see how much fun it is.

lower mortality rate!!! this is the huge deciding factor for me. Less risk of infection. Totally reversible in cases where there are complications. Bigger chance of keeping the weight off, so few chance of future surgeries. slower weightloss so less chance of needing plastic surgery in the future to remove excess problematic skin. nonmalabsorbtion style of weightloss so you will not have problems with malnutrition issues in the future.

jachut! Look at her eyes! she is gonna be trouble! and heather. you know what i think of your little messy munchkin. that is such a great smile!! too cute! thanks guys. i really love the kids pics! lets see more, people!! i know most of you are parents and grandparents!

liar!! you are like a man! hahahaha what is the stat? sex is on their minds every 2 seconds?