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heck we still have a ton of boxes in the garage that are still unpacked. they are mostly books and decor. i am looking for the perfect shelving unit for them.

but you can't forget the garlic salt. honestly beer does work, but too much of it can cause things never to rise again. its a fine line.

personally I think you should have decorated in pink and white faux fir, and lots of leopard prnit. you should keep your shoes over there, not in the closet, and your cans should all be in the cupboard with the labels facing out.

its my voodoo powers. i can resurect anything with a little garlic salt and some scotch.

Pnut has to be in NC for somethin, and we are driving up to the family farm for my daughters birthday party, and will only be there for approx 32 hours. LOL we are going to meet up with pnut on our way back out of town. But I told Rob that we needed to schedule a weekend where we go up and all of us meet in one central location. Say...old fort at my place. yeah...thats central. LOL I am sure we can find an easy place for us all to meet. that is the great thing about the south. People don't mind driving a bit for a lunch. heck when we lived in GA we used to drive up to NC for a few hours of fishing.

where do you guy keep getting my family photos from? i'm tellin.

ROFL good one dawg. I agree. Even though we don't know the intent of the thread, i think it is good every now and again for people to hear how much a mod can and can't do, and why they do it. it really is a thankless job, and done out of pure love and want for the board to be the best it can be.

Just from my point of view, when you are a mod, you are in a thankless job. you are a mod because you care about the board, and love it and want to see it running smooth. the last thing a mod is going to do is create multiple accounts to screw with people and make trouble. and there is no reason for a mod to have multiple accounts. But I will say that being a mod, on the boards that I am on, does not change your ability to register multiple times for multiple accounts. The simple fact is there is just no reason to.

duke funk. the new scent by calvin kline.

ew. no wonder you smell. LOL j/k

nah...the other one i think people are leaving alone cause i left. we will let this one breathe new life into the christmas wish list for people.

oops. i thought it was a life resume. if i focused on the stuff recently it would be too XXX for this site. LOL

it needs to be restarted though because my leaving threw a wrench in keeping the goal and weigh in page up to date. My christmas goal is 230. I am currently 296.

LOL um...i already started this thread. Great minds think alike dawg.

you will get there dawg. i knwo you will. i am riding the tuna train with you. we can "fish beat" this weight into subbmission.

Telly, I spent this weekend washing the car ... then watching it rain on it. we had some good storms, so we spent most of the time inside. then we went and partied saturday night. recovered sunday.

I am a mod on some other boards. Basically Wheetsin answered everything the way i would have. As for reading pm's. some boards you can read the pm's some you can't. It depends on the type of board, and code that it is written with. There are many types out there.

Well lets see. We'll start rom the earliest moment. 1. Was held as a baby by Elvis so my grandmother could take a picture. It shows him kissing my cheek. He told my grandmother I was a gorgeous baby, and that I had the "purdeist angel-like hair". Met Lisa Marie years later, and was told that my grandmother had sent a copy to him in a frame that said Your Littlest Fan, and they still have that picture and frame. 2. Sat on Carlos Santana's lap for most of the evening while at my birthday party at my uncles house in Mexico. He sang my a few songs, as well as sang me happy birthday. 3. Full on kissed Keifer Sutherland on the mouth. I couldn't resist. He slipped me the tongue. WOOHOO! LOL 4. Won 2x my year's salary in vegas in one night. 5. Have lived in 6 countries in my short life. 6. Have lived in 9 states in the us. 7. Watched my father go off to war, and welcomed him back home. 8. Shook the hand of every president we have had in office since reagan. 9. Cliff diving in Hawaii 10. Swam with sea turtles in HI and FL 11. Attacked by a hammer head shark in Okinawa 12. boat attacked by a hammer head in Florida 13. Caught a fish that weighed more than me in Alaska (I weighed 102 at the time. LOL) 14. Met River Pheonix and thought he was the cutest boy on the face of the planet. 15. Married the coolest guy on the face of the planet. 16. Swam naked in the paciic ocean, atlantic ocean, and the gul of mexico. 17. Kissed a lot of girls. And a lot of guys woohoo!! 18. spend every saturday night partying the night away and am always the last one standing on the dance floor. nobody has my energy. 19. Have won many drinking contests hehehe 20. Sailed from the west coast to the east coast. Broke two masts. 21. Went to an ACDC concert 5 months pregnant, and my daughter now LOVES hard rock. 22. Gave birth to a little girl who can do anything, despite a partially paralyzed arm. I only hope to have 1/10th of her confidence. 23. Shaved my son's head into a mohawk, and have been praised ever since. 24. Have helped deliver 3 children that were not my own. 25. Have died and been brought back twice. 26. Was saved from a burning house by my cat. I still have him. 27. Can speak 5 languages.

Hi y'all. 'Member me? hehehe I have to apologize for checking out like I did, but I want you to know that all the pm's, emails, and phone calls were greatly appreciated. Why did I leave? well it is a combo of a few things. I had a family member track me down to this site and it got ugly. But I am not going to let that get to me. I just needed to step away from the internet for a bit, but am calm now and dealing with it. But also on top of that I have been working my butt to the bone with some projects I am currently on. I have been back to my 100+ hours a week type stuff. Very little sleep. Seems all I do is workout, and work. I maybe get to sleep on the saturdays, but that is my party day, and we can't miss party day can we? LOL Update on me and how I am doing... I am, as of today, down to 299.2 pounds. I have a fill scheduled for Sept 6th, and am totally wide open with the band. But I have been losing, and do well with a 6 meal a day plan. I only eat 100-150 cals a meal, six times a day at 2 hour intervals. It keeps me pretty filled, and very satisfied. Between that I get in my gallon of water a day, and stay well hydrated. I also workout about 1.5 hours to 2 hours a day, first thing in the morning....or right before i go to bed. Either way it is around 6am every day. I do my rowing machine mostly. But when the weather is cool it is a light job outside with the dog. Yes...I can jog now. The boobs look a bit scary doing this...but it feels good. hmmm...whatelse...I guess that is it. I have so many threads to go through. This is going to become like a second job for me just getting through it all. LOL Love y'all. Happy to be back.

Hey vegas, if we do the strip tease together we'll make more money.

they already have them. its called crotchless panties.

Come on TOM. Alarmist much? its going to barely be a cat 1 when it comes over. And it is going to shoot across faster than a day. This is going to be a typical storm. look at the updates. It will barely have time to gain hurricane status before it hits land. then you know as well as I that it will peter out. It is not going to destroy the levies and flood out thousands of people. why do you have to be so dooms dayish. isn'tit better to think about happy things? like the beautiful things hurricanes can do for the sea life, and for cleaning up our swamps. This is going to mainly hit aligator alley. That area needs to be cleaned out and the wild life and nature will be boosted from this natural disruption. the coral reefs are going to flourish from something like this, and a stronger storm might knock out the red tide that we have been dealing with all this time. Those three storms you lived through were not the only ones to ever hit florida. yeah, it was hard for those in the middle of the state. No one gets hit there strongly. Guess all those that smirk about being safe in orlando were wrong. LOL anyone who lives in florida should expect to be hit at least once a year. its a fact of life. if it causes PTSS, then they should move. it would be horrible to have to live in fear all the time. why do that?

I heard about a guy who, with starting with a red paperclip, he traded over and over again till he got a house. yes...he traded a red paper clip or a home. a nice home too. it was cool.

Omg y'all are so sweet. LOL I needed this this morning.

Enumclaw is a small town that i lived in that is right at the base of the volcano in Washington. Actually the whole west of Washington is surrounded by a chain of volcanos. That and earthquakes threatening to drop downtown seattle into the sound is pretty exciting. I would take a hurricane any day over that major disaster waiting to happen.