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FunnyDuddies

LAP-BAND Patients
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  1. FunnyDuddies

    Thread Killers

    LOL I almost just left it at "Trust me....you on't want to be asking these questions" If you do wonder, the best thing to o is go to the online dictionary for all things "urban slang" http://www.urbandictionary.com/ the things on that site would make your head spin
  2. HEY! You can't tell me which threads I can and cannot read!!! Try it again an I will beat you with my Rob Rod!
  3. FunnyDuddies

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    OH! BTW, the teabagging is usually done to drunk and passe out frat boys who fell asleep at a party with their mouths open. it makes for embarassing pictures, an humiliation that is never lived down. it also ensures you will NEVER be the first to pass out at a party again.
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    Thread Killers

    LOL yes....i'm SCARY!!! BOO! at least according to dawg
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    ok....teabagging is the only one i will explain, because it is not as gross as the others. teabagging is basically using the male genitalia and treating them like "teabags" to lower into someones open and waiting mouth.
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    Gone for Good Club - August 2006

    I want to be a LOOSER!!!
  7. FunnyDuddies

    Thread Killers

    there ain't nothing about your cheese to fear, my friend. nothing to fear. has anyone seen my D?
  8. OMG Morsaille!!! We bought one of those kits to make a real dildo from your lover. It worked FAB!!! Now I have a genuine "Rob Rod" that I can take anywhere. LOL
  9. FunnyDuddies

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    There's a pub call you will never hear!! LOL Tricia you made me spit coffee. an HELL NO i am not into dirty sanchezs. and teabagging is only offensive to other men.
  10. FunnyDuddies

    Life Explained

    LOL that is so nice. Thank you.
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    Cute Kitties and other Pets

    Luna we want a westie BAD! But it is a toss up between a westie and a jack russel. I figure i want a small dog to go with my small bod. LOL But not one that just lays around in a purse.
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    Sky rockets in flight....
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    Gone for Good Club - August 2006

    leila my sexy girl!! cool beans on the 3 pounds! how ya feelin?
  14. ROFL you just make me choke on my chicken.
  15. SOLD!! LOL girl's gotta have options.
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    Coke drinking poll

    Coke is bad, m'kay? carbonation is bad because it can cause air to get trapped and can cause a miriade of awful things to happen. the sugar in regular cokes, and the sodium in regular an diet cokes are REALLY bad for you. basically I live off of Water now...an on saturdays i pickle the hell out of my liver with straight scotch. but no more coke, or sprite (god i miss my sprite)
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    MARIA?? CARLOS?? SANCHEZ?? clakclakclakclak
  18. ehhehehehe...um...do they have a variety pack?
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    Signing Off

    Click the edit button, and the first option you have is to delete the post, or not delete the post.
  20. FunnyDuddies

    Thread Killers

    we are but bags of electrolized blood and guts wandering around bumping into each other till we fall down and die. basically that is life. happiness is realizing this, and dancing your baggy ass through the crowd with a smile on your face.
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    THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY

    The Good: The clothes I used to not be able to fit into, and have been hiding in the back of my closet, are now too baggy. And I can wear my husband's t-shirts. The Bad: My hair is falling out The Ugly: As I lose weight my apron seems to be getting longer and longer.
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    Gone for Good Club - August 2006

    I inevitably gain a pound the day before, a few the days of, and i lose like 3 pounds the day after. It is just weird.
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    band removed

    I can tell you that if you decide to have another ban placed, you might want to consider the VG band. It is larger and can accomodate a larger stomach. I am so sorry this happened to you, and it sounds like the cookie cutter model of doing fills did not work for you. I don't understand that way of thinking either. IF you get a new band placed, try to get your fills done by flouro. this is suppose to help you and the doc determine the closest to perfect fill FOR YOU since they can see it as it is happening. Again, I am so sorry this has happened, and I wish you lots of luck with your decision!!
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    When did you tell your children?

    My kids are younger than yours, but I too brought up the idea with no anxiety and as matter of factly as i could. I did not want them to worry about me, or think that something was wrong. I told them I was having a surgery to make me better an skinnier. The funniest part was picking them up and my aughter seeing me and gasping "Oh mommy, you are so pretty. It was a good operation!" LOL little liar. hehehe

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