FunnyDuddies

I am seriously considering "telly"ing my hair. one she looks hot...an i could only hope to look like her like that. the other half of it is that my hair is just coming out like crazy. its sick. i would much rather cut it all off, and wear some of my hot chick wigs for a bit, or a hat.

damn i thought this thread was about me. what it means is that the boar is mostly made up of women, and we love drama. but it is so 80's to watch soaps all say. so we have LBT! And these are the posts of our lives

*Does the booty dance* She aint nothin but a hootchie momma!!!

I'm ok with being strange. I have pondered some of these things. Can you cry under Water? No, you have to come up for the stuttering inhale > How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? at least two gold records, or 2 tv shows > Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Everyone has to give more than we care to hear, the money is collected in a fund for our pain and suffering. It will be dispersed with the next tax refund checks > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? hope not, most of my family was cremated, so that means heaven is full of my nake family members > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? they are easier to store when broken down flat, and the most economical way to utilize all material > What disease did cured ham actually have? TRICHINELLA SPIRATIS > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? cause the russians weren't trying to be the first to make airline travel easier > Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? my kids were weird. Slept a full 8 hours from the time we brought them home > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes, it isn't him hearing the case. > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? couldn't tell ya > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Perspective > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. sense of security and privacy. We all know they are robbing us blind as it is. they gotta give us something to hold on to. Plus I really don't want anyone seeing my rattie panties before i tuck them up under my pants on the chair. > Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural the other version of PANTS, which is actually the american version of pantilloons...which is a totally different languages so it is ok for it to have an "s" > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? I actually prefer my toast burnt black > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? No. Not in the state of washington at least. A court case was battled over this > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? cause it would only last one show > If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? he only had an ACME merchant card. an never paid his bills. acme doesn't eliver food, except bird seed, and we all know coyotes don't like bird seed. > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? babies! Naturally! > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yes > Why did you just try singing the two songs above? to make sure > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Never had a hemmeroid, but if it was as big as an asteroid I wouldn't care what it was called, just as long as the doc could remove it.

i won't, but i don't think it takes up too much space. If I take it out people will not understand most of my posts and think of me as a mentally challenged person....for yet one more reason.

can someone hand me my hip waders?

LOL thanks 503. I already had a stomach ache!! Now it really hurts to laugh. I swear to god that it my favorite comedy sketch...and the way he tells it with his sourthern drawl, with a little scotch mixed in.

Reminds me of a poem I once read called "Bless you and your white cotton socks"

LOL GreatDame...is there something in your history we should know about? oh...and I am really Telly.

I thought that was between just us! I thought I could trust you! How could you tell everyone our private things like that? Let us fight now. LOL FSC I don't think i WANT to know everyone on the internet. scary peeps out there!!

chocolate cream pie with buttery flakey crust and thick vanilla rich cream top.

FSC...you are the stupidest person on the internet. LOL j/k

before I post, I would like that no matter what the differences, could we keep the multiple names an the following pnut around to the rants an raves section? I would hate to see this thread get shut down. now on to heather. you are skinny!!! Isn't it awesome?? Get used to it!! LOL And the jiggly body will subside some. they say it takes at least a year for our skin to catch up to our weight loss.

in this thread...yes. in other threads...i know that at least i have you beat there...someone might have me beat. the board has been around for a while

sadly...my husband is a bigger freak than i. An he finds more weird "crap" (literally) on the net every day. 503...Ron is my hero! my fave is his skit about flying.

I have been wearing all of rob's t-shirts. its thrilling. LOL I grabbed one accidentally and put it on, and it fit and looked really good. so everyday i have been wearing them. he's a little pissed i think lol

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts

*hugs* I see what you mean...I really do, but I don't think that it is the proper way of doing thing. Just because we can't arrest all the drug pushers on the streets doesn't mean we shouldn't try. That applies the same to this. you might not get all of them...but you get most of them.

wanna hug?

I'm gonna strip down naked and run through the streets with a sword in one hand, a pie in the other, and a party favor horn shoved up my butt playing "yankee doodle dandy"!! Who's with me?? Film at 11.

tommygirl its just because war attracks more attention, and applies and appeals to a larger base. there might not be as many people here who are going through the same moment in their banded or unbaned life as you here at any given moment, but 99% of the population can't help but get involved in a heated argument.

Personally I know that there is no way to keep someone from a board...no matter what. But I think that the attempt is good. It send s message. If you make it hard, there will be neough people that won't try to keep gaining access. they'll get the picture and move on with their lives. there are some that just won't, and that is the true necessary evil of the internet. But i applaud the attempt, and hope that it send enough messages, and at least weeds out the people who give up on trying. Eventually...it gets tiring. I can't imagine anyone having the time or energy to continually create new accounts from spoofed ip's just to keep coming back to make asses of themselves. So yes...I applaud the attempt at control. At least it shows the board mods an owner are trying to keep this a safe place for those trying to get support.

This thread is making me laugh so hard its giving me a headache!!

Its a line from Ron White, one of the 4 from Blue Collar Comedy Tour. One of his stories talks about when her was growing up his nickname was tater salad. His son's name...tater tot. his dog's name is just tater.

you made me snarf my juice!!