GreenTealael

The kind that requires him to pay additional alimony for more information... You don't owe anyone any explanations Live your lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Ohhhhh, Tea for me ...

Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssss Welcome to the challenge, I've been waiting for you ❤❤❤

WTF is that?

Y'all, dating is haaaaaard...

Because I love a good trilogy: A day or two ago I met up with a very old friend that had been interested in me for a long time and took a day trip, while Im already on Vacation, and we partied the night away. Spent the (mostly PG13 may rated R) night together. I love him like family. Truly. We've been friends since childhood. I never understood the friend zone until now. He did all the right things, we have amazing chemistry and memories to always fall back on, but like metric to empirial I'm having a really hard time making the conversion. Our friendship will not survive a lack luster tryst, and I'm not the type anyway. I like whole relationships. We've barely spoken since, but this is our regular holding pattern. Concerned he wants more, but knows my heart isn't in it...yet (?) Plus we literally live hundreds of miles away...

Part deux: So doubling back, about a week ago I decided to once again delete my all of online dating profiles. Yes, again. Literally right before I did I get messaged by the seemingly nicest guy. So I tell him I'm deleting because he is super interested and I didn't want him to believe that I was a fake profile. He gave me his number. I took the chance and we began texting as friends. Nothing crazy. But general life friend stuff. He is very very very very interested in me. Problem: He is a widower. With teens. To be continued...

OMG I feel like I owe you guys an update: (First and foremost: Congrats to everyone like me Single AF but still trying. Welcome to all just finding this ridiculous drama filled thread, grab something carb free on plan and stay tuned) Last guy i went on two dates with who obsessed over Exes, stopped texting me but I was really busy and didn't actually notice until he just text me twice in one day saying hi, then I guess it's over... I'm like WTF, when did it start. I'm too busy for that nonsense so I never responded. He seems needy to he honest and all of my charitable causes are for well water projects in Africa.

I feel like we need team shirts or something...

CONGRATS 💜

No clue what my actual weight is as usual, but I'm roaming with teens in tow. Apparently I walk too much, too far, too fast (my reply - too bad) I think I did a 14/10 yesterday but I wasn't really watching the clock too hard.

Y'all if @sillykitty and @sideeye ever meet, we are all gaining 1.8lbs of fat, the migration pattern of Caribou will shift 2 miles South by South East and there will be tiny hors d'oeuvre plates where they once existed...

Alright, well I guess I now need to account for the effects on my weight the paradox of @sillykitty and @sideeye's planes ever being on the same trajectory will undoubtedly have... And I guess the pint of Halo Top on December 30th.

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Jan. 3: All of my 2018 goals were mainly based around trying to repair my failing health (you don't realize what you have until it's gone gone gone) although I had surgery in Nov. 2017, I didn't learn to really focus on myself until 2018.

I'm sooooo jealous of those legs...

Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssss Now it's a party! Please like and follow the thread so I can account for all participants ! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

oh really... Well I challenge you to your best Mud Pie vs my Kale Quiches I will take you down ...

Thanks all you gorgeous beautiful healthier people for joining!! Can't wait to see more updates! And I totally didn't touch a protein cookie yet! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Wouldn't leave without you!

OP, get well soon from life or whatever ails you. Also I came back to fight everyone who is on the Kale hating bandwagon... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Snow Bae... Rehab soon 🎈

Totally anticlimactic