Carrie_C

But I really hurt where my band is. And I want to get pregnant but I'm overweight by 200 pounds and my doctor won't help me get pregnant. Will the band help me?? Someone answer soon.

No, I can't do anything for myself. Don't you know that's why I come here, so everyone can tell me exactly what to do??

Douche? Do I have to do that in order to get a band???

Knee gate? I have to have one of those if I get the band?? Where do I get it? Will my insurance pay for it???

I'm from the ghetto. I don't know what big fancy words like negate means???

Oh, the diet coke will fatten my liver, but not regular coke????

Can someone tell me if diet coke will fatten my liver?? I really need to know this cause I don't need no fat on my liver.

Was I supposed to be listening to my surgeon when he was talking? Cause I was too busy pickin my nose. I hope he didn't say anything important. Please answer soon.

Was that what that was? I threw it away.

Pre-op instructions? What's that?? Am I supposed to have that? Cause I just got my band today and I didn't get any pre-op. Please help.

Don't forget about the diet dr pepper, but be sure to stir it up first with a spoon.

Don't you all have anything better to do on a friday night besides make fun of people??? I'm telling my momma on all of you.

Yes, you must go swimming, but only if you just had surgery yesterday.

liquid diet? Who said we had to do that? Is that required??

Someone call me stoooopid? That's it, I'm calling Alex.

Wow, did you get an apron with your band??? I want one too.

......Hate me? everbody hates me?.........(head hangs low in sadness)

Yes, yes we do. I think it's because we are all fat. We get to blame everything we do on being fat.

Don't forget my pornography! If I'm going to get kicked off - I want a good story to go along with it!

You got pornography?? I thought we had to give that up when we got the band???

Hey I want an I hate me thread about me. How do I get one??? Does it come with the band???

:lol::biggrin::sneaky::ohmy:

Yo mamma so fat............oh yeah that's another thread!

You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

It's VD, dear. >tsk tsk<

Darn, but my sister's husband's cousin's granny said I couldn't get VD if I had a band. Did she lie?????

I'm new here. Can someone tell me what these red itchy bumps are? Also I just got a band 3 days ago. I can go ahead and get pregnant now right? I don't need to wait even though my surgeon told me to?

Omg!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to RestlessMonkey! She passed her boards!! Whoo hooo!

Congrats! That means you can do your own fills now and the rest of ours too right?????