Carrie_C

today i stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos i took of myself last night. ( so i can remember how big i really was.)

tmi tmi tmi

The voices in your head, darling. Do what they say.

OH NO! Not the voices again!!

OMG has anyone read this thread yet going swimming at 1 and 1/2 weeks post op???????

I was told no swimming for 4 weeks.

They wouldn't let me wear underpants. They wouldn't let me wear anything, not even nail polish.

Who's this they everyone keeps talking about? I'm confused....

ooooh latex.

I just whipped up (oh snorkle) a possum quiche. It's good for ANY phase of the lab band.

Please share with the rest of us beotches.

Well, they are newly banded. Makes 'em cranky.

:biggrin::biggrin:

Just when I think I've heard it all, something new pops up!!

Dang, I'm a May 2008 banster so I guess I lose again.

Well Dang, they didn't tell me that part. I guess my band won't work for sure now.

But my sister's husband's cousin's half brother's girlfriend told me I could eat anything pureed in a blender as long as I drink it standing on my head. Is that wrong?

Thank you. I mean, REALLY?? pureed LASAGNA? I seriously thought somebody was kidding. It was once I realized it wasn't a joke that I replied WHY it's wrong to do.

The OP seems to understand where I was coming from, which is what matters.

Yes, I think she knows she messed up. It's not right to tell someone "oh it's ok that you did that" when it clearly is NOT ok!

I'm with Beth on this one. I thought it was a joke at first too!

Hi, I would recommend Dr. Mark Leech. I know a lot of people who have seen him. I think he is on Gunbarrel Rd. Good luck!

Thanks everyone, I am feeling much better today.

As for breakfast, I can't keep much at all down in the mornings. I have found that grits seem to be the only thing that will stay down. Sometimes I can eat oatmeal, but rarely. I usually don't get hungry until the afternoon.

I had the exploratory surgery yesterday. I had endometriosis, a uterine fibroid, and 2 large cysts on my left ovary. The doctor said he took care of everything. I am in a lot of pain though.

I'm pregnant and I want a band. Does anyone know a doctor who will give me one right now? Will my insurance cover it? The anestesia won't hurt my baby will it? Please answer soon.

Your Momma's so fat that when she ate skittles she broke the rainbow.

Yo daddy!!

Sorry about the job loss, but you will probably be better off without the stress because nursing school is major stressful and you need to just get your breath and get ready to rumble!

Corliss:thumbup:

SO true!!!!!

Apparently telling people not to liquify lasagna three days post-op and WHY it's bad news is evil and bitchy. I hope their band slips. :w00t:

Yea Beth that is so MEAN to tell people. What were you thinking?

Well what are you gonna do about it??

Well, maybe they just THOUGHT you were a beotch?

Yea I've been a lot saggier since I have lost weight. Lane Bryant makes a pushup plunge bra that is really good for sag.

Hey I start nursing school in 3 weeks!