Carrie_C
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Well why didn't you say that? OF COURSE you can have it on your preop diet. Don't you know you can have anything during preop? What does preop mean anyways? Sounds like some kind of soap opera to me.
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Whenever I eat I start off really tight, then loosen all the way after several bites
Carrie_C replied to coolchick's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I think so. When I start to get that way, I usually know I need a fill soon. -
No, all carbs are off limit. Once you get the band you can't ever have another carb again. EVER.
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How did you know I did that???
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What is the rudest thing someone has said to you?!?!
Carrie_C replied to auntlucy's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I agree that the teenage years are probably the hardest if you are overweight. I was lucky when I was a teenager, I didn't start putting on weight until after I got out of high school. It has been hard enough being a fat adult, I can't imagine what it must be like for teenagers. -
How much more?? Will my insurance pay for that???
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But I really hurt where my band is. And I want to get pregnant but I'm overweight by 200 pounds and my doctor won't help me get pregnant. Will the band help me?? Someone answer soon.
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No, I can't do anything for myself. Don't you know that's why I come here, so everyone can tell me exactly what to do??
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Douche? Do I have to do that in order to get a band???
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Knee gate? I have to have one of those if I get the band?? Where do I get it? Will my insurance pay for it???
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I'm from the ghetto. I don't know what big fancy words like negate means???
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Oh, the diet coke will fatten my liver, but not regular coke????
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Can someone tell me if diet coke will fatten my liver?? I really need to know this cause I don't need no fat on my liver.
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Was I supposed to be listening to my surgeon when he was talking? Cause I was too busy pickin my nose. I hope he didn't say anything important. Please answer soon.
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Was that what that was? I threw it away.
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Pre-op instructions? What's that?? Am I supposed to have that? Cause I just got my band today and I didn't get any pre-op. Please help.
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Don't forget about the diet dr pepper, but be sure to stir it up first with a spoon.
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Don't you all have anything better to do on a friday night besides make fun of people??? I'm telling my momma on all of you.
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Yes, you must go swimming, but only if you just had surgery yesterday.
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Liquid diet? Who said we had to do that? Is that required??
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Someone call me stoooopid? That's it, I'm calling Alex.
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Wow, did you get an apron with your band??? I want one too.
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Yes, yes we do. I think it's because we are all fat. We get to blame everything we do on being fat.
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You got pornography?? I thought we had to give that up when we got the band???
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Hey I want an I hate me thread about me. How do I get one??? Does it come with the band???