Carrie_C

I know it's hard not to be able to eat real food, but the time will go by really fast.

Yes, it's hits a nerve with me because my husband is super thin. He has never had a weight problem. He eats junk and never exercises but still stays thin. He has no idea what it's like. I have always eaten better and exercised a lot more than him, yet somehow I'm the fat one!

He said something stupid about he had too many employees and had to let someone go. I've been there for 3 years!! I had been there longer than most anyone. I think it's because I have been out so much with medical problems. I also worked with a back stabber who I think got me fired. Her friend was needing a job and I just found out that she was hired to replace me. But it's ok. I am going to try to get unemployment. I don't know if I'll be able to, but it's worth a try anyway.

yo momma!!

What about my husband? Should I tell him? Do you think he will really notice 5 cuts on my belly and that I don't eat real food for a month?

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

No, they have to go through your vagina to adjust it.

I'm new too. Can someone tell me if my insurace will pay for the band? How can I find out?

No, you don't have to worry bout no more babies when you get a band.

Yea, to be a member of the fatties you HAVE to like ice cream? Where you been??

What's grade school??? We don't have that here in this trailor park ghetto I live in. I'm lost.....

Well DUH don't you know you have to eat ice cream to lose weight??? It's a liquid you know so you can have it right after surgery. GEEZZZ

By the way, I just got a band. Can someone tell me what PBing and sliming is? Am I supposed to drink with my meals? Cause I just had a super sized coke with my Big Mac.

Yes, it's because you're fat. Go ahead and eat both the vanilla and chocolate.

My question is what does the Bible say about all this????

Yea that projectile vomiting at the mall can be bad.

No, drink the pickle juice with the spermicide and that will push the chicken strips down.

Well, that might work, but be sure and have the spermicide with some more extra crispy chicken.

No, you shouldn't use the disinfectant spray, it might get you pregnant.

No, I think MRS HAG means smoking some pot. I just had surgery yesterday and I'm lighting one up right now. Is that bad?

Hey what's wrong with living in a trailor in the ghetto and eating KFC???

OMG!!!!!!!!! I really needed a good laugh today!!

My husband was the same way. He didn't want me to do it either, but I knew I had to do it for myself. He tells me too that I could have done it without surgery. It used to make me mad that he felt that way, but I just ignore him now because I know he doesn't have a clue what it's like to be obese.

Well I just got let go from my job today.

Never again will I be the fattest person at work.