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cruelirony

Gastric Bypass Patients
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About cruelirony

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  • Birthday 06/23/1975

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  • Occupation
    artist
  • City
    massillon
  • State
    ohio
  • Zip Code
    44646

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  1. Sold my soul to the Optifast Gods this passed Monday. My wallet is $400 lighter and I have less than two weeks until I start drinking 7 shakes a day and no food.

    They said that I could have 1 cup total of either Peppers, lettuce, celery or cucumbers.... and that I was allowed to have sugar free - calorie free drinks and popsicles. But it is no doubt going to be three weeks of misery. on the 22nd day I will have to start my day before surgery stuff. I just hope it goes by fast.

    1. Apple203

      Apple203

      Why Optifast Gods? I am confused.

    2. nursejackie

      nursejackie

      I did Optifast years ago before I decided to do this surgery. I finally stopped because I hit a stall and was paying like 1000 a month between the drinks and appointments. While I was on it I felt surprisingly full. It was not that hard to stick to. I think because of all the protein. I lost a lot of weight too ( gained it all back but whatever lol ). You can do it . Good luck.

    3. Berry78

      Berry78

      Some surgeons use Optifast for their preop liquid diets.

      Good luck, cruelirony!

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