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What.. your DH likes to play bingo? *snort laugh*

Ooo! I forgot about the ziplock omletes! Must try those!

Found it DL... very pretty. I've heard that bonier areas of the body are more painful. Did yours hurt a lot? Telly's gonna throw a brick at me for hijacking the thread. LOL :heh:

Mandy! cheese omletes.. MMmmm... Meaniehead!

Who cut the cheese? Huh? Ohhh.. that's that silly phrase from gradeschool. I get it now. Still not funny. :mad:

Where's this pic of your tat DL? I wanna see!

Quick! Someone melt some cheese on that! :pound:

Aww Trish, I'm so excited to read this post! I hope and pray that this time around is nothing but a blessing for you. You've gone thru so much, and have been so brave, you deserve some fun with your band! *hugs* Keep us posted ok?

*High Fives Wheeties* Another enlightened soul.

Hm, what about the blind performing lapband surgery in the garage? Are they going to hell too?

"On Golden Girls there is an episode where they are talking about how when you lay on your back your face looks like it's had a face lift." :guess..........:heh:

Oh lordy. I'm going to have to beat you now Mandy. *drools* Cornbread. Mmmmm... Meaniehead!

It's ok DrewsLou, with all the crap thats been slung around here we're all bound to stink! And ya know whats great? We're still family! :mad: Telly, good point! *laughs and laughs* Poor noobs land in the middle of a thread like this would probably poo themselves! Ah! More stink! LOL

Ohhh.. those! Pfftt.. I have a shoebox full of those in the closet. *grins* Donna.. :guess Right after I shower and put on my make up and blow my hair dry, I can see a hint of the young me, the me of the "old days". But the next day, when I first get up in the morning.. no makeup, hair sticking out in all directions.. well, there she is again, that old hag that weighs 307 pounds, mocking me, cackling at me, saying, "Ha! And you thought you were getting better.. HA!" Its about that time I pick up a can of shaving cream, cover up the face of the old hag, turn and get on the scales to see that I'm at my lowest weight in 13 years, flip off the mirror and climb into the shower.

Awww man, don't kill this thread. It's the best one going!!

*flutters her lashes at Dawg* I think I need a fill. *big grin at Morsaille*

You have a BJ card? What.. is it like a punch card? Every so many BJs you get a discount.. um.. *looks around* You know *blush* I think I'm on the wrong thread. Sorry... *runs back over to the Thread Killer thread*

Oh no! I'm scared! I just laughed so hard I think I ripped my pouch and my port is probably infected now from all of the stomach vile pumping back into the tube!

Telly, you dope.. that's the point. Ahahahahaha!

Seriously, have a peek at this thread where this topic was discussed. http://www.lapbandtalk.com/showthread.php?t=19722&highlight=gurgle

Did you maybe swallow a cricket in the night? *grins*

Damnit, I could have gotten my done free! Dawg, will you move my port for me? I want my port in my FUPA so I have a good excuse for having that FUPA and so I can watch my friends faces when I say, 'Wanna feel my port?'

Ready for it? ...... We have FUPAs!!!

Lethal, please dont sit on me. I just know my port will pop up like a done turkey!

Actually, Wheeties, that sounds more like a slipped band to me dear.