My waiter just told me.."you don't eat very much" I said "nope no I don't". He was perplexed when I made him take the nacho chips off the table and refused a water with my meal and then proceeded to barely touch my salad...lol
Well in this case he was watching me box up my 1/2 cup dinner portion of chicken and black beans which were the salad toppers...and it was Texas...portions there are ridiculous!