Gracey

I concur, Lone. You will be with us in spirit, Goose. When I got my October date, it seemed like it would be forever and it's been but a blink of an eye. Come on in, Seaside!

Lulu - congrats on the 8 puppies. Whew - 8. I hope momma lab and Lulu are both doing ok!

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29.I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!

I believe it, Denise!! Must. be. strong. after. banding!!!

Actually no, it's a vibe. For example, there are 2 black guys at work that, b/c they both shave their heads and are more muscular, get confused for the other. When the better looking one opens his mouth and you immediately get the "do I need to call HR" creepy vibe whereas the one that's less attractive (tho not fugly) opens his mouth and he is very funny and not creepy which makes him more attractive. Make sense??

She - your God doesn't like playing footsie? :crying: Wrong UT there, Plain-o!

Yes you are correct! I don't know what happened to Fat Phil (coach). We badly need Colquitt back as offensive coach but he's determined to be a head coach (um unsuccessfully, it seems). Thankfully I only go into work once next week so hopefully it won't be too painful since I'm not a gloater when we win. Now to remember NOT to wear red+black Friday...!

Ugh I'm having to listen to the local news talk about the Dawgs hosting my Vols. It's gonna be ugly, Plain. :-(

Well, look at you being all organized! Thanks for the info!

Thanks Renewed. I don't know how the 'regular' Gas-X comes - is it a pill, a liquid, or a chewable??

Oh good! I was afraid you thwap me in the head! I think the most common suggestion that I've is to use the Gas-X strips that melt on your tongue...that and get in enough fluids.

Um, don't eat yellow snow? Sorry I couldn't help myself. :crying:

HA!!! That's the good thing I'd never thought about - I never have to see those folks again!!!

Lori - love that siggy!

"...the girl behind the counter is really not equipped with, well, brains." HA!

My experience was basically the same. My fizzies were orange and I guess I'd heard such horrible stories that the thick vanilla liquid was no biggie. (Kind of half-way between milk and yogurt.) But there was no chalky taste, thankfully. My rolling around experience was so embarrassing! Roll, hold your breath, roll, hold your breath. OK I'm a big girl and rolling around like a pig on a spit was not cute!!! The picture taker person said, "Yeah, we call this table aerobics." I said, "Hello, if I'd done aerobics, I wouldn't need a lap band!" And you want the doctor to have a pretty pic of your stomach! Smiiiiiile, tummy!

Hee hee, Plain, BBK called you shthead!!!:crying:

I have been in this pattern for months now. It sucks! I gained weight between my first and second surgeon appointments! Ack! I ate half of a bag of Peanut Butter M&M's today. They are sooooooo good and fresh b/c they're for Halloweenie. Moo. Unfortunately I just answered to say "I feel ya" and not to give you suggestions on what to do. Sorry!

I'm the 16th as well. Wahoo! We'll be fiiiiiine! :crying: Are you staying overnight?

Yea I'm just nosy enough to ask - is this someone from LBT?

Plain - do you sit at home on the weekends just giddy to come back on here to post something cornball?!? :crying: 10 days, 10 days!

I am anxious, excited, nervous all rolled into one! I am to go on liquids 2 days before. Are y'all home now?

I'm actually trying to post a pic!

Wow - she sounds quite intelligent and driven. :crying:

OK why can't I paste a pic in here???