Gracey

If Heart/TPG aren't dissin' it, I think I may have to. :eek: "de rigeur" - nice! It might also be the fashion du jour!! Just had to jump in, haha. Amen, halleluia, and ditto!!!!! I deserved to sleep to 10am today, right, Slim? :w00t: Luluc - not trying for triple points here??

Ebony - I thought about you today at work. Have you ever heard of the singer, Syleena Johnson? I listen to pandora.com at work and heard her song "Guess What" today. The lyrics for the hook from pandora. com: Wanna play the boss, guess what You got to pay the cost, sho' 'nuff You wanna wear the pants, guess what You got to be a man, sho' 'nuff Hangin' out with your friends, guess what Don't watch what time you come in, sho' 'nuff Don't wanna pay the pills, guess what I know somebody who will, sho' 'nuff, listen There was just something about the song (that I've heard numerous times) made me want to sing it to your H in your defense! Of course, the lyrics don't translate terrible well and she sings much better than I type. Ha!

Ugh, so sorry! I'm NOT medical but a former co-worker's doctor told him to stave off stys by taking a little shampoo from one's head and wash around one's eyes. I believe a sty is a clogged pore so the shampoo is supposed to help with that. FYI BAhahahaha! Don't you sometimes think that women are truly the ones with "balls"? Taps, you are much too smart to have just figured this out today!!! She's nutters!!! (luv u, Lu!) So did ya tell him to kiss your big ass? Just a thought! Hell tell him to kiss MY big ass!

Aww, how sweet are you!?! It's so handy to have a medical professional in the thread! (Pls note: Plain does not count since he isn't "professional"!!!) :thumbup: 1. Tangents are what we do best! 2. Accounting, hmm? Was it serious enough that you could whistleblow? I just read that some whistleblowers just got millions in some lawsuit. (Yeah that's vague; I'm over 40 and have CRS...*shrugs*) CRS=can't remember sh!t Taps - how's your eye, hun? I really hope you went to the doctor! Yes you have two but you'd miss the one, I promise!

My dad always traveled a lot before he retired. My mother always kiddingly said that's how they've stayed together all these years. He went from super platinum flyer to nothing. He had mom definitely had an adjustment period! (I thought she was going to kill him, lol.) re: kc's I AM PISSED! As I said on FB, I am so sorry about this. So far, I've been lucky with identity theft. People like that suck. x2 Again making my case that telecom companies suck!!! OMG so scary!!! I panicked over the weekend hearing that a European cruise had contracted some stomach flu. (Parents are on a European cruise.) Glad we both had good news!!! that's so great that you can remain calm b/c I would hate having to make that many decisions and having "strangers" in my house! gasp - you drink wine?!? i had no idea! :blushing:

to Tap re: "EXCELLENT suggestions. I would add social skills - politeness, honor, responsibility. Less litigation, more courtesy as an approach to life. I knew someone had to come up with additions! These are great! I'm old school... if we have time in the year, can we add in manners (like which fork to use)? :thumbup: My living room ceiling was to be painted this weekend - it didn't happen. We are procrastinating on doing it (which is unlike me) because to do the ceiling, no matter what paint is used, a 1950's stucco ceiling causes paint spray, so that means everything must come off the walls, and all furniture covered. And there is very little wall space that isn't covered in art...lots of it. I keep trying to think of something you could put up as a shield and am blanking. Could you tape up plastic sheeting over the walls and pictures??

Sounds like a plan!!! Let me know which weekend we're gonna hold the other one to the painting! Just can't be the w/e of 10/10. :thumbup: They really exist? Erasing the fact that I know this!!! I concur. I've been laid off and it was enough of a pain. Ebony - this is going to sound like a platitude but being laid off truly was the best thing that ever happened to me. I hope that through all this CRAP, you have the same result (and the over double the salary I now earn.) Damn them! lol re: fish recipes!!! that is AWESOME, kc!!! I wonder if he was secretly thinking, "duuuuhhhhhhh"!?! pjtp: Being mean just to be mean is not proper "debating"

Slim - I have a wall in my den that needs painting and I did not do it over the weekend as I had said I was going to. Perhaps you and I can kick the other's butt?!?

Not meeeee....my downfall is definitely sweets! I've been off salt since HS. I believe Slim mentioned fries. I love potatoes but after this last fill, 'taters aren't loving me!

And having been the daughter of a President of a company, I can assure all that he worked 60-90 hour weeks up until he retired to make sure that company succeeded. After he left, the company's sales have dropped to a 1/3 of what they were. My mother's brother is a semi truck driver and having seen how hard my father worked, he has a new appreciation for upper management. It's all too easy to sit in a lower level job and blame "management" (b/c I to have done it!). While employees may not understand some of the actions of its management, I very sincerely doubt that CEOs, CFOs, et al try to drive any company into the ground as that would be self-defeating. There are have been exceptional CEO's in this country (think Jack Welch at GE) and horrible ones (think Bob Nardelli at Home Depot and now Chrysler). Having said all that, I believe that compared to other countries' CEOs, ours have compensation plans that are ridiculously high. <jumping off soapbox> PS - not happy that FB is down on a holiday weekend!!!

Slim - I can't believe they aren't teaching cursive! I need to take a poll of my friends' children to see if that's the case anywhere else. To me, that's nuts! I just have this awful picture of children growing up to sign for their house or car as "SNT" in printed caps like they're in kindergarten. I've also said that I feel like we do our children a disservice letting them graduate HS without a class on living life. To clarify, I think they should mandate taking a class where one learns: 1. how to balance a checking account, 2. how to buy and negotiate for a car, house, etc, 3. how awful credit cards are and how quickly one can get into unmanageable debt, 4. how the local, state, and federal tax system works (ie how much gets taken out per check), and 5. how filing taxes works (ie deductions etc). I'm sure there are other great topics that I'm not coming up with at 1am but that's my list for now! I have an MBA and am a finance nerd and knew very little about taxes until well into my mid 30's. I rented an apartment for way too long and missed out on the benefits of decreasing one's taxable income through home ownership. Don't get me wrong...renting definitely has its place. However, I could've helped my financial situation at certain times in my life through owning a condo or house. Sorry, the numbers nerd took over again, huh? My two cents; I'll hush now!!! :thumbup:

My neighbors have a sheltie who is so cute! That dog sure can bark though! I tell the man that I feel like the dog's just welcoming me home.

Now Slim, you know that's too much like right. Similar to what Taps said, these kids will be pampered brats that have no skills to deal with rejection or criticism. Can you imagine having them report to you? "But but you can't give me a bad review." I received the following as an mp3 in email but found the transcript online. Hopefully you all will find it amusing as well. "This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2 * To complain about what we do - Press 3 *To swear at staff members - Press 4 * To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5 * If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 * If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7 * To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8 * To complain about bus transportation - Press 9 * To complain about school lunches - Press 0 If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day! If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it."

just as long as they're well-behaved! what am i saying - they're yours so they're spoiled rotten! holy 18", batman. what gets planted 18" deep, seriously? (shut up pervy Lulu and Plain!!!) we both need sleep! we were up way too late chatting last night! i was surprisingly awake today at work tho. who knew! ROFL to "pimping bitches"!!!

I hope you do; I know how much you love it. Not my thing so much but if it makes you happy, I'm all for it!!! I just like looking at the pretty flowers! Oh question if you don't mind, please. We have also had a wetter summer, thankfully. (We had been in a horrible drought.) Anyway, so in this one flower bed, I guess I'll call it, are these horrible weeds that won't pull up as easily as some. To me, they look like the beginnings of strawberries (similar leaves). They'll pull at the stems but the root won't come up. Should I just use spray instead of trying to pull? I don't know that much about weeding other than PULL! I don't like to spray too much b/c of the chemicals but the weeds are annoying me!!! haha

aww, you've wanted that for so long and you're prob too tired to even get out in the yard. :sneaky:

then stop coming to threads where i am!

I'm gonna smack you! shut up, seriously?!? funny! I get headaches when bad storms are coming in. They suck; my sympathies, KR.

Don't you encourage that!!!!!

re: witch - sticks n stones, TPG! you're welcome, glad I could help. I've used it off/on since I've been in my fricka fracken 40's. Not sure how you're gonna steal my pointy shoes, when i don't have any but hey you can dream!!! I take a shower every morning so I won't melt, unfortunately! sorry, BraBra, no. you're not having probs with any other site? which browser?

why am i not surprised?? Did you say something, KC? :sneaky: Girl you KNOW you've made the cut!!! Wait, I thought only I got a text! :sneaky: I agree with Bra - flirt it up! :sad: Oh god! Gonna hafta email DH - why are there no pics of this incident!?! :wink2:

Oh, Glou - thanks for the Virgo comment!!! (I saw that!) and I KNEW you were trying to set DD up with Slim's DS!!!

Be careful what you wish for. Maybe she can help you with math!!! :sneaky: I wish I'd been like that as a kid. I did get into Beta and NHS and was in the top 10% of my class but I definitely could've done better throughout my entire scholastic career from K thru grad school. Just make sure he's not too hard on himself (same for DD, Glou)! Type A's are known to be tough on themselves. Glad you're well, suzy. As the other said, please take care of yourself this w/e. glad you did! when my dad used to travel so much for business, he would always take the mini shampoos, conditioners, soaps, et al and mom would take big ziploc bags of toiletries (and clothes) to a local woman's shelter. they loved her! the shelter said that if you gave a woman a big shampoo, they'd (obviously) keep it. $$ Dont' worry about rambling. A lot of us do it! We did this at work one year with one of our AVP's as commentator. He was absolutely hysterical. It was great! CC, my econ buddy, I'd honestly forgotten your LBT handle since I see you on FB so often! 1. if you don't know the answer, then it's not a stupid question. 2. you can press Ctrl + to increase font size or Ctrl - to decrease font size as needed (those are a plus and a minus). depending on your browser, there's usually also a font or size under "view". which browser do you use?

So much for not attacking the person.

Plain, Plain, Plain... Disgusting and hysterical all in one post! Yes you did.