highfunctioningfatman

LOL! I'm built heavy on top and small on the bottom. I'm kinda like Mr. Incredible but without the muscles or crazy wide shoulders. I'm in 32's and because of my shape they want to come off unless I use the "cling to the fat man" hole that i drilled in my belt.

Tell the truth, HFFM. Did your wife give a genuine laugh or was there more to it?

I definitely got a genuine laugh! Then she chased me to the bedroom where I was forced to strip. That may have been my master plan the entire time...