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Boobs! [emoji523]
highfunctioningfatman replied to Calizzer's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Perky boobies are great and if you so desire they can either be lifted or inflated if need be. -
Almost 2 years out, Wake-up call and back on track!
highfunctioningfatman replied to heynowkc's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
So true with those dang carbs, they are evil and they are everywhere! I won't go into a convenience store because there is nothing in there for me. Good luck with staying on the horse and riding it all of the way! -
I know I can do it.
highfunctioningfatman replied to Bakergrl214's topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
You really can do this! The sad thing is that so many people derail right where you are at. Your attitude is right. Keep it up! -
Boobs! [emoji523]
highfunctioningfatman replied to Calizzer's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Yes, you have my attention! -
Hippopotamus for Christmas
highfunctioningfatman replied to Treadmillwalker's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
Be careful of being a deer! There is a thread going on involving roadkill, squirrel, deer, elk, raccoon and bear. They all ended up on the dinner table. -
I'll probably be up all night tonight
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
I'm a guy. I don't have hormones. Oh yes you do! They are a bit different than those of the opposite sex though. -
I'll probably be up all night tonight
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
Here I was thinking that this post was going to be about hormone dumping and you were going to be "up all night". Boy was I mistaken! -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
Absolutely! -
Great advice from Dr
highfunctioningfatman replied to Ssze1109's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I weigh daily because it keeps me accountable. I also try on a couple of shirts every week when I do my measurements. My Buddha belly is my issue, and XL fits standing up but not sitting down. -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
Rabbit is really good! I don't eat it anymore because it makes me jumpy. -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
If it was a 92-99 suburban I have parts! -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
You should try elk, delicious meat! -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
You ought to try bear if you haven't already. I could bearly get it down it was so greasy. But since I was a guest in the home of some friends, I just had to grin and bear it. Bear is only good for sausage. I have some in my freezer right now. -
It finally fits!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Thank you all! I have a couple of XL shirts that I could wear easily while standing but sitting really isn't an option quite yet but I think that another 15 pounds or so and I will be there. -
I was ready to eat the squirrel...
highfunctioningfatman replied to LittleBill's topic in The Lounge
Broke your heart and most of the bones in it's body! Back in the day I ate all kinds of small game and I must say that squirrels are pretty good! Raccoons are greasy bastards that will never pass my lips again though -
I feel like a failure...
highfunctioningfatman replied to Modesta's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
I haven't been where you are so I can only suggest what I know works. Get back to the basics, don't drink 15 minutes before eating and wait until 30 minutes after eating before drinking, eat protein first and then veggies if you have room, eat low carb and sugar free. -
I'm not going to deny that when in maintenance I have every intention of having a high quality root beer when I'm camping or having a bbq. Otherwise I've been done with sodas for years.
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It finally fits!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Mine is in storage as well for multiple issues and I can't justify the money to fix it at this point. My wife loves to ride with me as well and she definitely enjoys the role of biker chick -
Wasting food
highfunctioningfatman replied to Lucky2Lose's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Embrace the 4 legged garbage disposal! -
Comforts?
highfunctioningfatman replied to Crafty Li'l Devil's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Do you have a single brother by chance? :-) Only a single dad! -
I need a MUCH better fig leaf!
highfunctioningfatman posted a topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Ladies feel free to comment as well! I need some help with my underwear. BAD! I've been in briefs since I was just a little guy and I've tried boxers in my adult life for about a year and I liked the support that briefs gave me. I'm due for new smaller underwear but I have a major problem. As the fat has gone away from my junk I've needed better support to keep the twig and berries from branching out. I've especially had problems with getting into vehicles. The underroos shift over and one of my boys suddenly gets a crash course in bondage and torture. That definitely isn't my thing so a change is in order. I usually wear Hanes or Fruit of the Groom. Looking at Wally World revealed that smaller loincloth equals a smaller hammock for the banana and that will only make the problem worse. Please help release me from my bonds and suggest a better fig leaf! -
She was trying to educate you and anyone else who sees this because you were giving out inaccurate information.
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10 month out, and feeling good.
highfunctioningfatman replied to leonelbreton's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Holy cow! Very well done! -
Comforts?
highfunctioningfatman replied to Crafty Li'l Devil's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I don't have a significant other that can be there for me sadlySent from my SM-G920P using the BariatricPal App Give it time. As your body transforms suddenly you will be more "noticeable". I don't have a significant other that can be there for me sadlySent from my SM-G920P using the BariatricPal App Give it time. As your body transforms suddenly you will be more "noticeable".Sad but true. -
Comforts?
highfunctioningfatman replied to Crafty Li'l Devil's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I didn't need anything other than my wife! Perfect to cuddle with. Excellent massage. Helped me look for soup and something other than water to drink at the airport. Wouldn't let me carry my backpack... Yep, she was all I needed!