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Hold on. Using the decoder again. I might have to use the magic 8 ball on the one. Nope, regular lotto. Now I'm not sure if its regular, mega or powerball. So many unanswered questions. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

I was raised Catholic. Never heard of it. EW! So wait, she WAS threatening people? With carp? DANGIT!! Does this mean I am not going to get a check??? Nope, no check. But if I run it through the handy dandy decoder ring, she is gonna make you buy a lotto ticket. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Im super private. What was on your ig? Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Yes, I couldnt use my freshly laundered blanket because I felt like I was huffing the bottle of downey from across the room. Had to use a brand new one. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

How are you going to be on a weightloss surgery forum and then blast people for being overweight? You really should just register a new name and start again, because threatening people on here is never going to be forgotten. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

So basically YOU find it cheating and since YOU lost weight, YOU feel like YOU got robbed by doing it the old fashioned way. How about thinking of HIM and HIS health and be happy however HE becomes healthier? Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Well I for one dont want to feel like carp. Heck, I cant even swim. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Go to the er. Nobody on this forum can help you if you think you are truly dying or dehydrated. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

And Swedish fish? They are soft, remember? Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

I never seen a plan that day "do what makes you feel good when you're hungry." But you are right, you are doing it your way. Good luck, but dont tell others it is because of insurance reasons because that is a lie and dangerous. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

You're playing with fire with everything you wrote in this post. Sorry to say that doing what makes you feel good has got us into needing surgery. Also thinking it is for insurance reasons is so very very wrong. You should youtube the surgery to see how raw your stomach is. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Yes. You can eat a gallon of ice cream too. You can eat anything. Should you, well that's another story. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Men feel good when they can fix something. Whether it is a broken item or emotions. Me and my husband got into a discussion about this the other night. I was mopey and he kept saying to tell him what he can do to fix it. I td him there wasnt anything he could do. Round and round for about 30 mins. Let him help and fix it, makes them feel needed and gets you out of the situation faster and that will diffuse the aggravation you are building. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Low carb, high Protein diet. Get used to chewing your food into mush. And get used to not drinking for 30 mins after eating. Research, research and research some more. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Usually, also it gives your surgeon more room to move around in your abdomen. The surgeon will feel your abdomen and see how fatty it is too. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

If you dont stop obsessing for every pound now, you are going to be sorely upset when you go a few weeks and lose nothing. Peaks and valleys for weightloss, never a constant loss. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

That is basically starvation weightloss. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

If you eat the same after surgery, you will not lose weight and might end up in worse shape. Why worse shape? You can become dehydrated and deficient in Vitamins and end up in the hospital. After surgery you have to do low carb, high Protein and drink fluids. If you want sugar and chocolate dont bother because you will not succeed. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Eat the Protein. Just like you have been. Its thats simple. Low carb, high protein. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

No, only 20 oz steaks. Priorities people! Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Are you serious? Am I on a bizarro forum? Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

I was allowed super liquidy oatmeal after the liquid stage. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

How can you eat popcorn and wait 30mins to drink? Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Get yourself some premier Protein shakes. Drink 2 or 3 a day and tons of Water. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App

Waaaay to many carbs. 21 carbs x 5 = 105 +30 carbs in the pudding mix. 135 carbs a day. Sent from my SM-G930P using the BariatricPal App