Largolinda

We learn how much to sip while, or right after eating, when the first slurpee emerges from our gut in a reverse-gasp surprise. After this first (and quite amazing) slimy splurge of creamora, we can put our bibs away. It's a reality check. Am I being too funny? Well, the experience is kinda like that. I laugh myself all the way to my scale.

The pre-op diet is a tough one. I remember the day before my weigh-in...I had 2 more pounds to lose. So I just filled my tummy with Crystal Light drinks - no food. Yep, those 2 pounds were gone, just in time to qualify for surgery.