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Hey, I carry that same card! Maybe I'll see him @ the next meeting! :tongue2: *raises glass in a toast - Here's to Ebony's pants!! Spouse snob I created a bare bones facebook account last night. PM on how I can friend you (if you don't want that info on this forum). Whew! When you said photos of the jewles, well..... Send me one too! name = Trey Swint W00t!!11 Awesome! We're PTO people as well.

The real freak out occurs if the TV weatherman even mentions a minute chance of show.....If there is even a 1% chance of snow flurries, the elderly will descend upon the grocery stores and clear out all bread and milk. I think Nostrodomus wrote about it.

Since it looks like I'm going home tonight, I'll check it out. I've been kinda sorta avoiding facebook because I have several exes that are on there.....but maybe we can come to some sort of mutual ignore understanding.

The biggest driving headache where I am is the rain. When it rains, all the old drivers wanna slow things down to 30 MPH.

Hey Boswell, if the scale you have measures bodyfat according to the electrical conductivity theory, then it's probably not super accurate. At it's best, readings can fluctuate wildly based on how hydrated you are. You'd probably be better off getting somebody (who knows what they're doing) to measure you with the "pincer" things. The gold standard is the water tank. I would love to get a water submersion reading to see what my fat% is.

I wonder if my local "Waffles & Chicken" eatery have mislead me with their menu??

Love my Gmail. and technically challenged as I am, just found out Gmail has chat. Any night owls with gmail that wanna chat give me a holler (country version of "holla") ** stands and applauds** At least somebody on here has their priorities straight... w00t! That's the way it's done, Ebony.....resist one day at a time. Awesome!! There was a big stink in Bowie county (Texas) awhile back. A number of state troopers were fired because they weren't meeting their pullover quotas. Veteren troops fired because they weren't pulling over drivers going 59 in a 55 zone.....But hey! At least the state will get a bunch of brand new rookie troopers to work that radar gun. See my previous response. In the scandal I was talking about above, the captain, or looey, or whatever the bigwig was said that there is NOT a quota system. Then in the next breath, he said that the trooper WERE required to perform a number of "interactions" or something like that. Sheesh.....do they think we're all idiots? Something tells me that telling Fanny this is akin to throwing petrol on a fire! Donna, I would rather jog down hell's main highway barefoot than drive in Houston traffic again. If I ever have to go there for a professional seminar, I'm calling you for a ride!

I'm considering a facebook account. Peer pressure, ya know....

That sounds quite fun!!

3 work parties!!! Now that's an office that knows how to celebrate......although I kinda have an office party every weekend (because I work by myself).

Wow, that's an impressive list. I can't think of anything else to add to that.

Good luck, Smiles!

I saw something on 20/20 awhile ago about people that fell for the scam. Thing is, the scam always plays on the greedy nature of people. That's why it works.........some people are more greedy than smart.

Man, some people have all the luck......

Well, not after that ugly incident with Deputy Jeffery "eyebrowz" Smith.....

New fangled? I live in an area so rual that the breathalyzers are carved from wood. You record the level of intoxication by moving a colored golf tee into a series of drilled holes. They resemble the rustic games you can find tableside at The Cracker Barrel

Bwahahahahahaha!!!! What an awesome pickup line that would be!!

Oh my! Jury duty truly truly sucks......and I live in an extremely small county. I can't imagine jury duty in Houston. My last go around, the potential case was for a DWI (repeat) who refused to perform the breathalyzer. His bigshot (because she was from the big city of Texarkana, LOL) lawyer asked by a show of hands of people that could convict without concrete evidence of intoxication (ie, the breathalyzer). I raised my hand and she asked me if I believed the machine was always right. I responded that I believed the machine generally functioned correctly. She asked why I had so much faith in the technology, and I said I worked in a hospital around technology and believed that relatively simple machines are easy to maintain and calibrate. So then she asks if I know how a breathalyzer works....and I tell her and the judge and God that I don't know the specifics, but I believe it has something to do with science, and is not the result of devil's magic. She didn't ask me anymore questions and, shockingly enough, I was not picked to be on the jury.

I don't think the post is inappropriate.....I just found it pretty funny that you asked a question: "When is it safe to have sex", and J. Joseph, instead of answering the question, posts on how to improve anal / oral sex. And hey, if J. Joseph feels that free to post that......good for him. It's a good thing and a compliment to Alex (the main dude) that people are free to express themselves here, and to ask all sorts of questions. But that still cracks me up.

See my post above :smile2:

The public has spoken! Anybody want to start a pool to bet when the posts hit 10,000?

Heehee....tall?!? Know what we call 5'8" and 5'3" here in Texas? Preteens. I'm kidding! I kid because I love.... Ok, seriously, I'm going to give you a bit of the male perspective, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I think you may be over-reacting a little. He has already complimented your physical appearance numerous times. If the sex is mind-blowing (er, no pun intended), then he clearly finds the rest of your body desirable as well. If he didn't like all of you, there wouldn't be a relationship (it would have been a drunken one night stand). Trust me on this. Maybe he flubbed the face compliment, but hey......dudes are not generally well known for their eloquent declarations. I know it's difficult to drop the baggage of the past, but you are simply not that person anymore. Heck, the camera will tell you that! You're hot! Accept it. Now, go find your new beau and you two go have some more small person sex, LOL.

Ok, it's a compromise. But I still find myself waiting for the other shoe to drop.

....but even non-venomous snake can pack a painful bite!! Let's just avoid them altogether (or maybe Fanny could call in St. Patrick). Did y'all hear that? Somebody missed me!! W00t Well....absolutely. Yeah, the same thing kinda happened to me....that's why I have to wear "real man" brand underwear (with the reinforced crotch). It's just not fair to ask regular underwear fabric to do all that heavy lifting. BTW, you're complaining about having too much boobage? Really? I tried to google it, but according to the internet, there is no such a problem. For the sake of the friendship, I'm just gonna forget you said that...... Clearly, the federal government needs to spend more research dollars on this problem. The "shrinking boobs" issue makes the current recession look like "the good ol' days". Think about the kids, people. They're our future.